I don’t remember the former FLOTUS pushing antivax nonsense and hating poor kids.
If only she were as visionary and as talented as Bobby Brainworm - she could have diagnosed all those children with mitochondrial challenges and prescribed a prolonged stay at the RFK work camps where they are fed healthy doses of raw milk, roadkill bear meat and beef tallow...
the former FLOTUS
Melania's title is Gold Digger in Chief.
WTF? I guess I expected better from the Atlantic than this garbage take.
The headline and at least part of the article is obnoxious (often writers don't choose the headline, though) but if you dig a bit deeper, they seem to be making the point that Michelle was relying on agreements with industry, vs. setting policy, and Bobby Brainworm is doing the same.
That's about where the similarities end, though.
Well, uh, I'm old enough to remember seeing the cons, when they weren't freaking out over imagining that Michelle had a dong, were acting like:
Planting a garden was fucking elitist, and
Suggesting that people not drink a gallon of soda every day was the exact same thing as jack-booted thugs goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue....(remember the fucking poutrage from Sarah Palin over the Big Gulp thing in New York, I mean, WTAF), and
Suggesting that schools and parents reevaluate what kids are eating was child abuse and big government run amok. I mean, everyone should just keep shoveling in the calories, most especially the children, because FREEEEEDUMB.
Now the very same set of cons seem to think it's hella cool if Bobby Brainworm and friends take away not only the Covid vaccine, but cut all mRNA research. I guess that's not tyranny on the march or government overreach or anything, especially if it's done by a complete idiot with no scientific understanding, education, experience or expertise.
I don’t remember the former FLOTUS pushing antivax nonsense and hating poor kids.
If only she were as visionary and as talented as Bobby Brainworm - she could have diagnosed all those children with mitochondrial challenges and prescribed a prolonged stay at the RFK work camps where they are fed healthy doses of raw milk, roadkill bear meat and beef tallow...
Melania's title is Gold Digger in Chief.