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Reilyh she/her @sh.itjust.works

6d ago

free maid

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i have a dog bed with your name on it
- scary, but wholesome, but also scary.
  
  There are dog beds for humans. Meaning bigger, better materials etc.
  I want one so bad.
I have no use for a maid who can't clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the "you're a guest in my house sit your arse down" line: Many hands make light work.
- she offers cuddles too
  
  And secks
- This is why I advertise myself as a pet. The power dynamic and benefits are a lot clearer. I'm a luxury item that someone keeps around cause I'm adorable and fun to play with.
  
  {|cat tail looks awful, but it's too late and i wani sleep}
Good thing I read fine print almost got bamboozled
how is this post crossposted to the same community?!?!?
- You or your client posted it twice. That's why.
No thanks.
- mmmm you're missing out~~~
  
  Not really, we're ace-spec and not into maids.

18 comments