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BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying

1w ago

Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying

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Something's fucky
https://sports.inquirer.net/367910/trump-tees-it-up-with-hall-of-fame-golfers-player-sorenstam
The picture in the Mediate article is a cropped version of the one in this article which has been circulating all day.
Look at the license plate, the shoes and clothes.
Never thought it was true, but always figured it would be medical related, like a planned thing leading into a holiday weekend so its easier to hide.
That does not look like Donald Trump. That looks like a body double. The nose is wrong. The jowels are wrong. The mouth shape is wrong.
- There's hair going down his neck
Damn shame.
I think something happened medically. He looks legit frail.
- I was thinking the same. He's looked rough for awhile now but it seems to be getting worse quickly.
  They knew the rumours were flying so they shuffled him past the cameras to stop the trend.
- Yeah, he’s nearly 80. Like. He is old, he looks like an old person. Time is his medical condition. Idk
Damn, I had this spot all ready for him:
He looks really bloated.
- What are you talking about? He’s a young, vibrant man!
There's no way he smells better after 3 days wandering around

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