What’s your most used line?
What’s your most used line?
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Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
"Good news, everyone!" by far.
57 0 ReplyI love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".
56 0 ReplyI'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!
it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.
55 0 ReplyShut up baby, I know it.
Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode
45 0 ReplyI pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out
43 0 Reply40 0 ReplyI frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.
33 0 ReplyI'm 40% used lines!
And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.
33 0 Reply"Do a flip!"
31 0 ReplyWell, we’re boned.
29 0 ReplyI am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.
28 0 Reply“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.
24 0 Reply"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"
"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"
And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.
21 0 ReplyProbably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.
21 0 ReplyWith my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:
"-Our universe is DOOMED!
-DOOOOMEEEED!!"
17 0 ReplyNeat!
Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.
17 0 ReplyTell my wife I said... "Hello".
17 0 ReplyFor no raisin.
16 0 ReplyBender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!
16 0 Reply"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course
14 0 ReplyHere's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.
14 0 Reply"Do a flip"
Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.
13 0 Reply"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"
12 0 Reply"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "
"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"
Also
"How delightfully absurd"
11 0 ReplyI constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice
11 0 ReplyI'm a big fan of this one from the new season
"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"
Also
"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"
11 0 ReplyI have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"
10 0 ReplyHot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.
9 0 Reply"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"
Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.
9 0 ReplyHard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:
“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”
“Shut up baby, I know it!”
That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”
“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”
8 0 ReplyDeath by Snu Snu
8 0 ReplyQuae?
7 0 ReplyJ'ACCUSE!
7 0 ReplyTime makes fools of us all.
7 0 ReplyAww, somebody like snouts
Is it me?
When the cat inhales his dinner
7 0 Reply“Yuh filty crab!”
7 0 ReplyWhere?
Right in front of you!
Oh, ohhhh!
6 0 ReplyFry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.
Good news everyone is the real one though.
6 0 ReplyIf I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"
I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song
6 0 Reply"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.
6 0 Reply“Oh my.” —Farnsworth.
6 0 Reply"I've heard worse excuses to drink."
6 0 Reply"good news everyone!"
6 0 ReplyI work at a daycare. Every once in a while ill accidentally tell an adult "Do you think that was a good idea?" when they do something stupid, because I say that so many times per day at work
6 0 ReplyAs so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.
A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.
5 0 ReplyGood News, everyone!
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
5 0 ReplyWhen relaying inconvenient news or the need to complete annoying tasks, I like the preface with it "Good news, everyone."
4 0 ReplyInto the breach meat bags!
4 0 ReplyKif, inform the men...(this part i improvise with whater they need to be informed about...like making it with a woman). Also, when asked about what something is maed out of, i usually say "Velour" before answering properly.
4 0 Reply"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.
3 0 ReplyI can’t remember when Leela says Oh Lord. Is that when Bender is wooden?
3 0 Reply“Dern it.”
3 0 Reply“This really Toads the Wet Sproket!”
3 0 ReplySweet zombie Jesus!
3 0 ReplyIt is what it is.
Polish: "Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem", shortened to "Nie znam się" English: "I don't know, I don't know (as of knowledge), I don't catch on, I'm busy" (roughly translated)
3 0 Reply"_____ DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT."
3 0 Reply