just here for some hardware

And the caramel dog was only there for the soft wares:

In my part of the USA, it's 99% european sparrows. And they shit on everything. So, in a way, that makes it easy to tell what merchandise has just been sitting around a while unsold. In any other store it would be covered in dust. But in Home Depot? It's covered in shit. Literally.

Where are the lesbians

I like when they dive bomb the bird seed