Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine
- Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.
  
  In my experience, weed brings people together!
  
  Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol
  
  The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't
“Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”
Usually I don't tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I'm judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.

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