Well oiled machine
Well oiled machine
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Me normally: has one excellent shit first thing every morning
Me after coffee: yeah its gonna be 3 or 4 trips
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wdym "excellent shit"?
does shit have quality values now?
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Just like... zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.
I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say
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I can definitely think of an unpleasant shit, so...yes?
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An excellent shit would be quick, easy, with a clean wipe.
The opposite would be explosive, painful, and messy. Hope this helps.
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Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.
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It most definitely has.
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It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]
I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway
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What do they put in that stuff!??
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The spice must flow!