Creating dogs
Creating dogs
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Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.
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No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
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Wouldn't that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart, except on Thursday weirdly enough.
Time is a flat circle.
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Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend
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Me looking at my cat, and my cat looking at me after reading this comment:
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This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
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A cat's tongue has barbs.
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So does the cat dick
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This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.
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God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.
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My dog would eat the furball
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“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
And you're allergic to chocolate
And despite all of that idiot God's petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
I've never met a dog who wouldn't willingly make this trade.
You wouldn't meet those who wouldn't would you
My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don't think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.