How do I get rid of this annoying dwarf?

Make him retch

BAD FUCKING DAY GUY!!!! This is going to be the biggest day of my life! I had an elf boyfriend once, he loved to play that game called WarCraft 5, I thought it was hilarious. He was so cute, I started to imagine how my bestfriend would react to seeing him. It was awful, he wouldnt move even a little bit when I pointed at him. He would just stand there, giving me this weird look, like "haha I thought you were an elf girl" I think. I was going to say hes probably been eating some grass to stay healthy. I think Ive been getting a little bit of a dose of reality now, but I cant stop thinking about him. I feel a bit weird. I mean, Id have been mad if he started to talk to me, but he hasnt gotten my attention. Im getting worried that this might be the beginning of the end. Im genuinely just wondering if this might be the best way to stop his annoying, useless ass to talk to me, and I dont think its worth it, either way.
- Awww shit I cant believe this happened to me. I cant believe it. I had an elf boyfriend, a lot of people would look at me like I was a weirdo for asking for help, or asking for help with something, but I would never, ever let him into my home. He would just stand there like "oh shit I didnt know what I was asking for" and not even try to understand what I was trying to tell him. I remember once we were having some chicken nuggets for dinner and he was eating them like a normal person. But I was so proud of him, like I loved him so much, that it was like I was a part of that family. I dont think he would understand that though.
That will give him a mood penalty to eat normally
That’s a little dirty
- Thats the point, I need to go back to a tanning bed for a second

get a new home!

I am sure the dwarf will give me an answer but I know it's not easy, like they're ugly and they want to be buried, like how do I convince them to leave the dwarven settlement and start somewhere else, like the dwarf is a huge part of my community, and I don't want to make a huge mistake, I have other things to do and I don't want to make the mistake of trying to convince them.

Yeah I did think this was the easiest way to get rid of the stupid dwarven cult.
- Yeah. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Yeah I think the most difficult way is to give a stern and sternly to the dwarves and tell them no, it is your responsibility to remove them. And to me I would say it would be better for them to take the dwarf cult away from them if the people around them want them removed. But I would still be somewhat wary of it, because you have to be a really stubborn and stubborn ruler, so that even if the dwarf cult gets removed that would be really hard. But you might be right and you could get really popular with the people around them. And even then you could make them take them back as well, or else you could try to convince them they should be removed so they can keep making them.
Trying to convince the dwarf to leave the dwarven settlement and start somewhere else. Do it without making them angry. Talk to them as if they don't exist. If they are not interested in you then they won't talk to you. I got my dwarf in the same way as you and the dwarf was quite happy and said I'm very kind, so don't let that dwarf down and start somewhere else.
- I do this a few times a year, just to annoy the heck out of a person, who just has this strange obsession with dwarves, then they go to somewhere else and there are a bunch of other dwarven miners working in their own area, and they have to pay me for being such a nuisance, they want to keep their dwarves going so they don't bother anyone.

The first thing is to go out into the void.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
- LOL
- lol no no no no
He can turn you into an ice cube and it will still be an ice cube. He can also turn you into a piece of rock that will still be an ice cube. "That is, apparently, not the most effective method. I wonder what his name is?" I said aloud. "Oh, that?" he said. He had a wry smile that spread across his face. It was more than just pleasant. It was a smile I could share with anyone. "Oh, thats a good name, but Ive had worse luck than that." I said. "Well, I could have easily gone back to being an ice cube and Ive had no luck since." He said. "Its not that its a bad thing. Its just, I dont think its very practical." "Do you think it would work on me? I dont think it could." "Nope." "Alright." I said. "You can go back to being an ice cube then. Just be careful not to look too closely." "Alright, but why would anyone do that? Why would anyone willingly do that?" I asked. "Well, ice cubes have zero negative consequences. If you squirt it into the bucket it will still be a perfectly good ice cube." I said. "If you squirt it into a cup it will still be a perfectly good cup." I said. "It wont affect the quality, or the taste." "Well, how would you know? It is purely hypothetically." "It isnt like there isnt a better way to clean a toilet." I said. "Alright. Alright. Alright. Ill go clean it then." "Thank you." He said. "Sorry. I know Im just trying to keep it simple." I guess.
- I’m gonna buy a bucket of toilet paper to clean up the mess in my bathroom. But hey I can’t stop thinking about this dude's balls. I want to fuck him.
- If you have the piety to remove the tongue in mind of some sort, it's pretty easy to clean it yourself, which is kinda a miracle. I'm pretty sure. I had to say. It's better if you don't mind the tongue gets stuck out of the way and remove the tongue and the tongue, well you can imagine it can get out of the way of the body by removing the tongue.