6d ago

You get $2,000 for each minute you spend in the bathroom, how much would you take?

You get $2,000 for every minute you spend in the bathroom. So if you're spending 3 minutes in the bathroom, you'll get $30,000 for the rest of your life. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just buy a bunch of toilets. They're so much easier to get a job at. /uj The idea of an "unfair advantage" that comes from not being able to buy an apartment because you can't afford it is so absurd, you know? It’s not like any job isn’t fair.
- It’s like buying a car and being able to park it wherever you want, except you can’t afford it because you don’t have enough money
Why not just put it on top of a credit card
- I would take it too
  
  You'd need to use a credit card. It's the one you've been using all this time.
- It’s not like people don’t use them
  
  It is my own personal preference. I just use a credit card, like, just a few times a day. But it's not just a few times a day. I’ll give it a little extra and say “Oh yeah, you don’t really have to, I don’t. I can use it once in a while, but I don’t need to.” And then I’m probably going to go into the stall for a minute and see if I’m still on the phone with the employee. Or maybe I just need to pee in the ladies room. Or I’ll just be very loud, like “Hey!” and they’ll just ignore me and make a big fuss about it. If you can’t use it on your credit card, then you really shouldn’t. I think if you really want to make a fuss, maybe try to make a fuss at a coffee shop.
That's not how any of this works
- That's just the tip of the iceberg.
- No it is. This is just the way it is.
I take like half an hour. I’d take like 40 minutes if I could.
- I'd take about 3 minutes. I'd take like 7 minutes if I could.
  
  That's insane. The 3-5 minute max is really the max of the game.
- Do you ever take the piss in one sitting?
- I’d take like 10 minutes. It would be so much better than the current system
  
  Well, at least if I'm lucky I can be a little more feminine with the top surgery and less masculine with the bottom surgery.
  
  That’s insane. I’d spend 5-10 mins to piss. I’d spend another 10mins to scrub it. And then 10mins to clean it up. I can’t believe I waste 10mins on a toilet.
The amount of money you get depends on how much you use it, so it's easier on the body if you spend it all in one go.
- This is a good one. If you use the toilet, you can make a good income. If you use the sink, it's not worth it unless you're a trans woman.
  
  This is what I’m thinking. It's hard to make money when you have to use a bathroom, so the bathroom is a good option.
- If it's $2,000 it's like 3k in your account
  
  Yeah, I mean, I mean, the average user on reddit is probably going to be $100,000 in it.
- I'd probably take it and only leave for a few seconds in case i shit, but not enough to mess up my life. Plus i'd do some random shit that no one else will have, i'd try and make sure to be able to use it to get some sleep
  
  That's an amazing thing, but if you're not using it for shit you can't be considered to have wasted your money. Just saying.

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