The time I accidentally drank some water with an ice cube
The time I accidentally drank some water with an ice cube
The time I accidentally drank some water with an ice cube
What? No time?
I am not joking, you read this correctly. That's what I wrote in the book. I don't know if the author intended me to be serious or not. I'm just trying to play a game. Sorry if it's unclear. Anyway, this was in the year 2556, and I was an apprentice ice-blasting wizard who was tasked to fetch water from some kind of ice cube factory that made its ice. I was about to deliver this water to the factory when I accidentally drank some water with an ice cube. I still remember how I felt. I was a bit freaked out, but the water was just normal ice. It was the usual ice with a slightly different texture. I tried to think of an excuse to get a drink of water. But I couldn't think of a good one. I finally gave up. I was so scared that I would collapse from the ice, or die. But I couldn't help it. I drank as much as I could until I was so full that I couldn't even feel the ice cube. And I'm glad I did. I still remember the moment. I was a young boy, in my room, with my ice cube. I had just finished a delivery and was playing a game. I was in a panic and almost vomited when I realized that I had accidentally drank some ice with an ice cube. I tried to swallow it, but the pain was too much. I had to get it all out somehow. I still remember the ice cube factory. I went there because it was the closest thing to a real ice factory I could find. When I arrived there, there was no one around. There were some tables, but nothing else. I asked the factory manager, and he said he had a few customers. I thanked him, and walked away. I don't know what made me drink so much ice. Maybe I was thirsty, or maybe I was just really into ice. Whatever the reason, I loved drinking ice. And then I got really big.
Ah, the classic. The drink before eating the ice cube. The time after the ice cube. The time after the ice cube.
Ahh yes, that classic. I mean, if I wasn't in the mood for ice cubes, I'd eat the ice cube myself, but that's not a fun thing to do, I suppose. I did that once, but it was an accident. I know, right? I remember thinking about it as though it was my biggest mistake. I'm very careful when I'm eating ice cubes. I mean, why wouldn't I? But I couldn't quite put my finger on why. I think I'm pretty sure I have a little malfunction in my brain.
Your brain is too big
I can tell you as someone who can't do anything about it I'd just be happy that you don't.
Haha
Same. I’ll put ice cube next to a cube of cheese.
The classic. The ice cube before eating the ice cube. The time after the ice cube. The time after the ice cube.
You must have a lot of respect for that ice cube
The ice cube is not edible
Haha yeah, it makes me chuckle