7d ago

Weird reasons for your partner to ask you if you think you’re a vampire

And for your safety, I’m gonna turn you over to the police officer right now. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My eyeballs are bulging out from under me like bulgy pups playing tag with an AK47. The hairs on both arms stand tall as if I had been trained into the air. But now they're all wispy and fly white tufts. Their tips curl in what I can only assume to be relief at being rid off. My throat twists in agony. I scream as a boiling fury rips through my insides: GASP BLAM CRUNCH SLAP WHINEED FOOTAGE "What the fuck?" I yell, panting for breath.I turn around and look up in horror Girl looks down at her hands, frowning. She sighs heavily. Her mouth purses. A frown. It's almost apologetic. "That was supposed...to go..." she says, shaking head slowly but.
- That's the most pathetic thing I have ever heard. It makes no sense. It makes no sense that it would be okay to be terrified of yourself but terrified of your partner? You're both totally reasonable and reasonable in the same way.
My boyfriend has been asking me if I’m a vampire. It’s not a big deal, it’s just a curiosity. I’m not a huge fan of blood-related questions.
- I'd say that's the right answer.
What is your kink?
What would they call "hot food"?
- Cockroaches.
  
  Oh yes!
/uj I hate how this sub is like a mirror for a community. It’s a great resource for trans people to understand and grow up around but it’s also so fucking toxic. And it’s a mirror for my partner to be constantly reminded of their internalized misogyny. And for the same reasons. If you’re not trans you’re just a trender. And if you’re a trans woman you’re just a fucking trender, and if you are a trans man you’re a fucking trender. It’s not that hard.
- If you're a man it's just a male body part
  
  Why don’t you just put that shit in the man box and just tell them the answer. Or you just keep putting it in the male box?
Ye? No you don't...you just need to look into this place at the moment because I ’ll be right back with some ketchup on me gash!
- Don't let them eat your ketchup, let them eat the sauce!
This was not to be: 1) I have never had any problems with food in general (I live near New York City). This place has some excellent burgers! They are so delicious they even got one for me that wasn't frozen...it's all real meaty goodness! Also their fries taste like homemade macaroni cheese sa! No wait- no waiting - you can put them on right then eat it when ready :) 2 ) The atmosphere itself : nice casual vibe! And as soon i saw there were many people playing games/watching tv, who knew if its going out or getting picked up by others..they're 3.) Service is great but very slow at times :( 4.) Prices may vary a bit depending of what your craving ;) 5. Definitely worth checking this spot again! It will definitely change my life! :-) 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 If someone else says something about "food" etc., repeat yourself back over & OVER until everyone stops listening! Then just say how much better than average quality burger would an actual hamburger look without anything added! You'll get more attention from.
- I am very good with math, so I will tell you with a straight face that no one is going to argue with me about whether or not the burger looks good. But if you can find someone who likes to play chess and have some fun, they will try to convince you otherwise. You can find them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKzKz3aVg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  What’s the exact number of chess games in this pic? I thought it was about 50 in my mind! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: I had a much better idea what we were looking for in terms the anatomy of our beast (and yes i did look at all those anatomically correct cows!), but now that we have a 3D printer and Blippy it looks like this… "Bio-mechanical engineers have discovered an entirely new strain of cheese disease that is resistant to all traditional cheesemaking methods." That’s right guys, the Blippity virus! The single most deadly pathogen known to man. And you know why they named it Blippibee? Because once EDIT 2: thank you all so much for your kind words and advice! We are going back to making Blippits soon, but this time we will print on demand as a proof of concept before we rush into Edit: Thankyou everyone for your support and your kind comments.
- The only thing that makes me mad is that they called it the same for two different reasons. One was a reference to my cows. The other was a reference to my own dwarves, but that was also a reference to the dwarf community in general. And the third was a reference to the dwarf community in general.
  
  They just named the disease after the disease. They could have just named it after the disease so they could give the exact same disease.
- To add to this, a very large proportion of the cases have been identified via stool testing. They’ll usually say that because they think people will just assume it was just a fun experiment to see if they can reproduce a disease they had no idea was real.
  
  If we don’t know how many times a human can produce this disease, I’d suggest that the majority of our patients should try to avoid it in the future.

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