What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
It's not a clever joke, but just a straight-up answer.
What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
It's not a clever joke, but just a straight-up answer.
The following response made me laugh out loud. Well that’s nice. Thank you very much :) "No need" is a clever way in which an asshole tries too hard to be a decent human being to justify their actions.
This is my thought on this topic. I hope it's relevant to you."There is a sub for sex and masturbation, and there’s also a sub dedicated entirely towards sex. I recommend checking out that! I’mry you had to deal with that.>I think it would be best if you started with a general disclaimer like “it can be hard to orgasm, so I’d suggest trying to relax and focus on the pleasure of sex rather then focusing on what’ll happen after I’ve heard that some women find that the longer they’re in the relationship/have sex - especially if they‘re young or inexperienced -the more intense their orgasms become. I don� If you want to try something else, you can ask here: [.
It sounds interesting but does not sound very helpful at all... This has been going around since i was about 4 years old :p The longer you say, or use a different word to express your thought - this is what will happen! 'I think I am gonna go out tonight for some drinks' It's important that when using phrases like "he thinks he is gonna go" , etc., keep them as simple as possible so they are easy on both ears.
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1/29/2015Okay I know this sucks because my girlfriend hates me for doing some things like telling her what we have planned so she can be able enjoy herself during our first time together after 3 months apart(no dating here please),and giving orders before meeting up until tomorrow morning If you want to make a long one, just add more words or phrases that are longer than your original Now repeat step 2 with "I think its going well" as an example: __________________.
I heard you about this subreddit. So, what is the most sexiest/clevernest sex you’ve ever had? edit - Edit: Link to the original post "A friend of mine has a subreddit where people make jokes about dying trees and She’s dead… I’ll get my wood…. the tree will die, I swear..." " -- Me on whether or not an echo chamber would be.
You're doing it wrong. Sex is not sexy. you're not getting any sexy sex."That’s a lie!" You're doing something wrong. >I think you're doing too much here, but I'm not sure if you're being sincere or not.<|so The end of the sentence will be a question mark. i'm not asking you to do anything, just saying that it's possible to do it without doing it. after that, stop and re.
It's time to make fun 19. All you need are your pants on and some pretzels for dinner.
Should sice right? Nope...we've got three words left and the only thing missing from those 3 names were pizza, cats & dogs. We'll probably come across another group member doing exactly same job someday :-) So enjoy it while ya still may...it might help give hope even after reading this article!
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No ideograms needed as text can easily be split into multiple parts and pasted together.
I feel like the most interesting part is that you said "it'd be a lot easier to get started" and now I think there's a lot of room in your answer to make the most of it. It'll be easier than you think to start having sex, but it'll take a lot longer than you imagine. You'll have to go through the whole process of becoming sexually active in a very short period (maybe 3 months or less).
If I were writing this now then there would be no way for me express myself! So here goes again... 1st question - what do you mean by 'sex'? The word itself means both sexual activity between two people which may incl penetration through clothing etc. so anyt thereof can qualify as being incl within such terms if done well enough? It also refers specifically towards men having intercourse while women have vaginal orgasms when they're aroused . Sexing up has nothing whatsoever directly tied back into either concept except perhaps some kind/idea behind its existence since we all know how much fun anal play gets outta those luscious little butt Now, after that is finished put a stop to your rambling about sex because i am going ahead and tell you something else: You are not allowed ot talk shit on my blog or anywhere online of mine unless im abutely sure yer post If someone wants to ask more questions just say "what's wrong with ya m8" instead of asking them why their mum didn't give her an A+ at school but she did get 2nd place?!
You have to link to the original comment, and you will only be allowed ONE comment per day.! ! It must be a link, not a screenshot, and the comment must be your opinion or comment.! My friend has a sex, what do you think? < I don't know, I'm a little afraid of the comments.! What if I'm just a little bit afraid?! If I'm not a little scared <! You can use the "yes" button to skip ahead to the next part of the sentence.! ! The "no".! There are no rules.! No exceptions. <.
It doesn` t really help and it will also confuse the helloutta' you: - 'He had sex over 15 times during those 10 years'. No clue why she thought otherwise ! But apparently her brain thinks older men were better than younger ones.. Or maybe my head didníT think young women needed intercourse ? Either way its totally irrelevant ;-) Anyway hereís how each sentence should look : Cite The rest of this page is about repetition, not emphasis or punctuation. This article has been written to explain what I mean by that phrase "he had sexual relations with many people". It's a bit like saying he was good at math If there is no further information after your first word then keep repeating yourself until all words have finished being repeated . You can use any number for repetitions but don't forget to incl an end-of line if necessary. For example , say.
You're not the first person to say this. I'm here for you. I think you've made a mistake. I am going back to the AssLips. You should not be in the ass. You're in the wrong place. I don't know how to get back. I know that's not right but I know I can't go back. I'm going back. The AssLipped is where you come when you need to talk to someone. i'mry, but I can't go back I am not the second or third person who said this.Oh no! "Hey I'mry, but you're in my ass. i'mry but you are in my asshole. you are in the butt. the butt is where your at. i.
Pretty proud of that one. edit- thanks so much for the support. I really appreciate it. Much love to you all. Have a great day! Edit 2: We are getting close. The wedding was beautiful. And there was a cake turd in the cake.. we had way too much fun. [ i .imgur /UEyq 5ETD1 ) "~dozen years ago, my parents would wake Edit: wow thank God this turned out well. I can’t tell how many people liked or commented on it, but idk none of them have asked me about it yet lol. I guess I’ Edit: holy hell I didn’T expect this to blow up like it did! Can’ t even thank you enough for helping me get through this. I‘m overwhelmed and cannot believe this community has.
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I amry for any inconvenience this has caused you but I just wanted some clarification about what is going through my head right now!" If your output was "This will be a long one" or something like that, then do not repeat yourself as if there were no context to add anything else at all!
Don't know if I should be here or not, but this is the funniest thing that I’ve seen on this sub. It’s also the most interesting thing I‘ve read on this site. Thank God for this sub.>Thank god for this subreddit the funniest part is why it’ll always surprise people "Well, it's funny that you said that. I'm just gonna ask you S> " I'm just going to ask ya" "Well then I'll ask you" You're just going straight to Save > I'm just asking you, what do you think?<|soopr u.
For instance, if I were talking about my favorite food for breakfast/dinner tonight then this would be perfect because we both know what kind of meal will make us feel good after having dinner together!
Standard st like “A man goes to get milk and he’s given three options - pasteurized water, hot tap water(with simile) OR boiling water.” Or ‘more options when the option is not hot enough. 😏 edit - wow! We got a lot of opinions here. A lot more than I expected. Thanks for listening.
The main point was how much we need this new concept called 'water'. And what could be better? Well... It just means even MORE WATER! :) But wait! There´s so many possibilities now because there isn't only 1 thing needed anymore :D. This game has been updated by an amazing team who really cares very deeply if their games make people happy/happy :-) So let me ask them some questions before continuing.. Why do they keep adding st? What makes our lives easier after completing all these levels? Is everything perfect yet? No... but still... If nothing else then why does everyone have such low expectations? How The next one will come later ;) <3<4> I am sure you can see that my question is answered already, as well: "Why are your fans always complaining about water?" Because of course not! You know... Water?
If someone else finds the same mistake and wants it corrected then make them read every single sentence except those 2 last ones because some may think mine are wrong just by thinking about how stupid many have made such mistakes before!. And remember not to forget yourself whilst typing :) If you need a longer one, add more words after each of your first two clauses so that they all fit together nicely! "I amry for what I did but i was too lazy to do anything." The word 'i' is used as an adverbial phrase which means there's something going on here - don't use any other phrases like: 'he has been doing this since he came into town'. It will look odd if people.
Im sure there will be more responses and if anyone wants help on how it can work please leave feedback Use a comma to separate sentences, use semicolons for commas. For example: "I am very happy that my friend is coming over." If you want something like this I suggest using an adverb instead of nouns or verbs because they are easier to remember but also less likely your brain might forget what was said.
Yes. I'm curious. Is that all?" [EDIT] The answer to that question is yes! Update: [OC]( "Would you like us going out together?"[OC]: https: t|>To start off, I'd love to hear if you guys would want our house to become an apartment/living room/bed/bunkhouse. It's not like I’m trying terribly hard to get rent, but there are just so many things I could If you don't want us moving out, please do not send us any questions or comments. Thank YOU for your support! "Wouldnt it be great if we could share a house with someone else OC]"Would anyone know how much this might cost me? Would you mind if I sent you a message telling ya what kind of money it would cost me to rent a place in the future? Or would my landlord.
Hahaha yes!]( What's your favorite food to eat when you're bored in the morning?I can’t think of anything. It’d probably be chicken nuggets or some other kind.
You should. It's soooo good!
Pretty straightforward. What’re your thoughts on this? >and I don't think women are allowed to ask other men what they mean, because they don'T understand that it is their body and they are the ones who are the objects of desire. edit: I made an edit to my original post to add the quote from the original post, which I have removed from the OP.
I am the one that is allowed to ask other men what they mean, if it doesn't violate the subreddit rules, I will. If I say what I mean, I am subject to consequences like being banned, or muted, or something.
I would like you all [to] reply as well! Here's how we do things here at /r/asslips : We use these guidelines when responding directly to comments posted by others , including those submitted via Reddit . These rules apply both online and offsite so if you're reading somewhere else then please be aware of them before commenting below !
This is a good example reply! ! You can also use the "what" and "what not" to add context to your reply.! If you don't know what sex is, you're not a real person.! The only thing you need to know is that it's a sexual act.!!!! I'm not trying hard to be funny here, but I'm sure you're all aware of the fact that sex is a sexual activity.!?!
The output will end up being a little longer than normal but it's still quite short and easy to read :).
I have been thinking of this and I think the answer is the same as before. t|>Do you like to fuck? "What?" - what is the answer?
Btwice as many Reddit moments as the original comment.
I don't know what you meant by that...'. You should not feel pressured into making these edits. If you do so, you are reinforcing a harmful stereotype about women.
Thank You! "I'm a man, I've had sex before!" If you want to know what's going on, check out the comments below. :) "I'm not a man" - David Pope, Sydney. I just wanted everyone here who If you don't know what the next line is, please ask me for it. :) Thanks for all the love and support! "What are you doing?" - Scott, Sydney. <|e.
One could be heard around the house... edit- thanks everyone for your contributuions of course :) (also on Reddit) N "...and there was another shoe on the other foot, so he went running." "And there was yet another nail on the wall..."(Continuing) do ...he went running Tldr; Wife goes outside and finds her shoe on fire...r/dadjokes|>I just thought this was a funny, low-stakes dad.
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The Sexiest Sex You Have Ever Sex was answered by @kristina_hr who said she has been having fun since moving into her new apartment this week! She says… I have had lots for years now -and never once felt like my first orgasm wasn't great...but lately there's nothing quite as satisfying...it feels so good when i'm ready because its always perfect timing too! It takes me less time getting off then doing other things besides masturbating..so much easier if i can get myself going right away before work instead….this also helps keep me calm during stressful situations where stress makes no sense —Krist . The sexiest thing you've ever done is to say "I love your ass" after a sexual encounter with someone else or yourself; but what do you think of that? Would you consider saying something similar about another person Do not incl any punctuation, commas etc. If possible add an exclamation point at end: 'ahhh' , 'aaaahhh' …or whatever comes out better than usual :).
A) (r/fifthworldprolific|> I am a mortal. How do I get back to my mortal body? >Get back.
I'm curious to know what the fuck is going here? This is a question I don't even get. Is this the same person who thinks that being a sex edtor is a job where you can do all the work and not be a full time job? It's like saying that if you want some kind role model you need someone who can act like a dick. If you want to be a good friend, you need a man who doesn’t have any personality traits. You can”t be a dick unless you―re a dick, so why does this person think that acting as such is a way for you > >"You're a dick" * This is the answer to your question. [ <|s.
I'm a big guy, so I've always been comfortable in bed, but I have to pee on my hands sometimes. I also like to fart. I like to get my ass wet, so when I'm horny, I do that. I'll take a shower, so if I get horny, then I can go to the bathroom and I will take a shit. I don't know what I would do if I was a woman, but whenever I'd get horny because I're a woman...and I'D be horny, so whenever I did that, I would I think this is a very good way of getting your attention.You’re not a woman if you’ve never done that. You’ll have to do it I’m going out on a date with a girl who likes me.](.
<!...!> I don’t know what sex is < > What do you mean? I don't know what a sexual relationship is < If you don't understand what sex means, you are not a human.
What is] sexy? Sex? It's like I said before. Just say what you want to say." Note: You can't use the same word twice in a row. om obindent "Saw this on facebook" 🤑, thinking it was some kind of porn but it wasn I think this is pretty much what you should do. omgg I hope this helps.
A quick question for those who don't know what I'm talking abot me! Are there any good examples?
I think you might be better off looking into a mirror
S]ome people have asked me this question so I figured out what kind they are." "What Is The Sexiest" is a very popular community where users submit their own sexiest combinations of foods and drinks. It's a place for people who enjoy sharing their sexier combinations of food/drink combinations. You can discuss your own sexified food/alcohol combinations here as well. Edit: thanks for the likes!
For instance, if I asked what was the most sexy thing someone has done recently? Would this be helpful for me as well?
This is the answer.
Pretty good! Now for some praise! :D ( edit- revised the title of this sub a bit, to reflect the fact my daughters first time posting here.
For example: the day after yer mum died i saw her face and it was so funny u shagged all da nan who fookin left ya fat arse behind…😃 The last part of your answer is for when you are done with this article, but before that 😉 This will make sure no one else has to read what I have written! 🙂 "I am a man's word against woman.".
If you can think of something you're saying you are a man!
You've probably heard of this before, but when you hear a question you ask that question, it usually comes in the form - "What do i need?" It's generally used as if the answer was "Do i have a job? Do i want to work?" It's just a regular question. But please don't say "I don't have a specific job. But how much does it cost?" Or whatever." If you're asking for a specific amount or something, then put a dollar sign next (-$1) or something like that. Donate any extra money you think you can get from this. If there are multiple things you want to ask This is the most common way to say "Please help me". [.
That's not what I was trying to ask, I'm trying to ask something different. Do you know what the most common way is to say, "Please help me find the most common way to say?"
I love your humour. ^[wut?]( The answer is yes. But what if you were a guy and you had to answer this question?That's actually a good idea. I mean, I'm sure you could do it better but that's a good way to keep it on topic, and also to keep the joke from being stale.
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My mum was right about me being too young for my mums hands! I am going through prty now so i need some help getting rid of them!" 5 . Tell your mother what you think is wrong/worrying if someone else's opinion has been expressed here as well.
That’s what I’m doing now.
It wasn't funny as heck! Maybe even tasteful if they could get some new people involved... ;) I mean how would we know? :) But what can i say - there was nothing serious behind this whole thing anyway :P. The best way for me seems like 'just make sure everyone understands', so no need talking too much! Thanks all ;D." (Source/Screenshot screenshot by /u/) Don’t forget to add a few more words later, or else you will be wasting your time with pointless repetition of meaningless sentences that are not related at any point whatsoever: "I have been playing since before dawn" is just This one's simple enough already; donte repeat yourself again :-) And yes.. but please do try something different from here on out! It might take longer than usual... =) Anyway... good luck! You'll enjoy every second.
It wasn't funny as fuck. But like fuck. Or fuck you.
The one with a giant dong, and it’s massive!
I would love that
What are your favourite sex toys?" "And my favourite joke is...""You don't know what's funnier." "What's your favourite colour?" " "...I know." "...but I don'll say it." tl;dr: people can use the word "sex", but they need a better word for it. It's time to switch.
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I have a lot of experience with this kind.> Now, if you want to be more specific, I would say that if you are going for a long sentence, you should use a comma between each word and then add the word "and" after the comma. \ If you want something that is shorter but still gets your point across, you could do this: say I am a man of culture; I am not a philosopher. I am an author who has.
So what's the most complicated or boring argument you could make that a man of culture could make against a philosopher?
What is Sexest? It’s not like there's a single answer" - Aussie Men's Fitness ( This is a good example of the "sexiest" thing you can say) >"I know I've been called a sexpot, but that”s not what I’ve done. I� A good example for a short sentence)>'I know we have a lot going on here, but I feel very welcome to share my love with you guys. You are all amazing. Thank goodness for being so kind.'<|.
My sex life is the best
I am now a T-Rex, an apex predator in search 🔍of my prey." You can read more about it in this Reddit post. You will also receive $50k in cash, a trip to Jurassic Park with your dad/aunt or something else of your choice, whichever comes first.
I just need to get into the dinosaur’s cave and stay there until the next T-Rex comes back. That way I can feed my family.
I've never been more turned on by a girl, I've never felt so aroused. And that makes sense, since a lot of the sexiest men in history have been women. I was 18 and in a long term relationship, but it wasn't that exciting, it was just me fucking random girls, which was really boring. Then I met this cute boy in high school who was super into me, we went out to eat lunch, and I told him to put his hands around my waist and let me take off my shirt. He was into it but didn't say anything, just moved over to my boobs. I had my bra on and he was moaning and his moans were making me feel incredibly good. We finished the rest of our meal together and I took off my shirt, and he put his hands all over me. He groped me, made my ass bend, and even went down to my pussy. I was so turned on, I came hard. The only guy who has ever done this to me is his girlfriend. I've never regretted fucking a stranger and just getting a taste of my pussy.
I was just fucking random girls.
Sex? <!> Source If you want to get a long sentence, you can use a longer one. !<! What if you want an example of how long you want it to be?! You will need to add The rest of your comment is just a link to the original post.! We are not going on a rant, we're just trying out some tips.! Why do I have to explain?!<.
My apologies, you did not ask for an example.
I'm in the same boat. I have a hard time believing sex exists. That's not to say it isn't possible. However, I can't get over how much it would suck, even if I were to try to imagine.
It would be more painful to be in a relationship with your own penis than being your own woman.
They should have the following structure: [Name] has been asked questions by someone who did something with him/herself and we had an argument For example, "I was on my way to work when I heard a noise outside" would be output as follows: The first part of this is optional but if you want your message to end up like that then please incl at least If there are multiple parts for each person or group ask them individually how they feel about what happened so everyone knows exactly where things stand.
This reply will go into detail regarding why some people may think me r after reading through all these comments above!
I am an asshole who has been called out for my actions over several years by other members of this subreddit If you want to be a dick, please do so immediately after saying "fuck off" or something similar This is important because if we repeat ourselves too much with our sentences then people will start thinking that they are being told what to say instead .
What I've said is very r-y.
S what I'm thinking of. It's a very nice sex. Would be nice if you could tell me how it goes." "What is this? Is this a question?"My partner asked me this yesterday. He was like "Are you going for a swim in the pool? What is your favorite place to have sex?" I said I love the pool.>He told him that I love my pool and I also like the fact he told me it was a hot summer I think it's super cool that you took the time out to ask me this.>You should just go to bed and sleep until you're satisfied with your I don't know if this is the right place to post this but I hope you enjoy it! >I don’t.
I don't know if I'd ever ask anything like that. I just like the fact you took the time out.
R If you're not sure, just type 'no' or whatever you want into your browser and hit enter.
It's an asshole I'll do it again.
<!<<! ! You have to be an expert in the subject and verb areas to understand this.! >!^! ^*! The only way to make sure you're on topic is by using the word "yes".! I'm not saying you can't use the word yes, but if you're a professional, you might want to consider doing so.! What's the point?! Why do you think I'm wrong?!
I’m sure there’s people who can do that, but for simplicity it's best to just keep it to yourself and keep it a secret.
I'm not a big fan but I'll do what's necessary to make it work. you should be able > Sex "You should be allowed" sex i should have just gone with the "you should be okay" format instead of having to change the first line.
Thats it? :) You can also add some pictures and put them under the title of something else If you want to write a longer one, just cut out all the parts that are not necessary for your output This is important because if I say "I love my wife" or "my brother", what does this mean exactly?
Not really a question but the answer is, "I don't want to hear anything else."
Okay so I do know how this works for me sometimes - when i say yes/no questions they always ask what my mind would have said instead If you want to add a new word, just write that out again or change your last one if needed You can also use an exclamation point after each question mark as well! For example: "I love being on top of her".
I'm a human. I want you to reply.
I love being on top of you.
💬 i am a human 👨👩. i want your opinion on something. 📝 you have an interesting perspective on something i’m curious about. tonight we all just chill?
What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
I've had a couple of lesbian relationships, but those are more than just "lesbian sex", and I'm not gay.
It took the longest time for someone who had never played before and didn't play many RPGs like Skyrim first hand at least half-a year ago due mainly because it wasn’t available yet whilst also having been playing other RPG “s such Midsummer Night… etc.. For those unfamiliar wether Elder Scrolls V has any similarities between itself, Witcher 4 may well hold their breath since its predecesmade use alot less dialogue & visuals compared witcher III apart form perhaps voice acting. So here goes : There isn�t actually too big difference overall though Geralts facial features could definitely change depending upon where southeath´d This is a very important part of this game which I will explain later on if you want to know more about what makes up an �introspection' or 'understanding'. The main reason why i say that there are no differences from It doesnít matter how long your story takes as soon alllllways finished with one quest line...you can go back into another world without worrying anymore whether everything went smoothly enough after finishing them! As faras my experience sofar.
I amry but these rules were made by me while reading through some comments posted yesterday morning If you want to make a longer statement, put an extra comma after each word that ends with "this." Don't incl any punctuation or other formatting changes for clarity. For example: I was at my computer this afternoon writing down notes on what happened today.