2d ago

My wife

What you got there?

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Your wife is your sister
- That's a good point
  
  I guess your sister's a lesbian
- Your brother is your sister.
Ohhh, what a twist of fate. I think you missed it. I have a very bad habit of checking all my bank accounts at the exact same time. Ive lost so many things recently and I havent been able to properly sort through them. I know its a bad habit because Ive done it so many times. I know that I cant do it for a long time but I just keep going. The thing is, I have a huge pile of money in different banks. My wife knows all this and we know exactly what is where because we have the exact same security code and she told me about this, but I just keep going.
- Yeah but what is it that is worth? This is like a lot of stuff you keep in mind when you come up with something like this. The question is, how much is it worth? But the money you have in your account has no value unless you get money. I guess the problem is, how much does it really cost?
  
  That's my wife's question. If you were to give her the money, would she feel so good about it? If I'm going to take it she wouldn't want it. I don't want to make her feel bad, I want her to feel great.
We used to call me a "boyfriend". So am I. I have no problem calling her a boyfriend.
- We're not dating, that's just a thing I have. I like the way you know it because we don't even know about each other.
  
  Im a gay man, but I have no issue with calling myself a boyfriend.
- She didnt get a "boyfriend" until she started having periods!
  
  I'm calling you a "woman" instead
Nothing. Just the title.
- It’s an apology for an apology
  
  You are being serious!

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