Why don't I just ask my ex/spouse out?

I hate how the internet is. I don't know how to start a conversation. My best friend is not in the same damn room as me. It's annoying sometimes. I can't think straight sometimes and it's frustrating sometimes. It's a problem with everyone nowadays.

My friends house was destroyed by an earthquake last year which left behind some of our most prized possessions including my guitar case, wallet etc. So when i heard about this 'asshole' posting his comments online he must have been quite surprised at what had happened so far! He said we were all going mad for him because if someone didn´t like your music they could just get rid off their fookin nans arse hole!"
- Nah, you don't even need to have met each other to be friends with someone, that’s how it works. We don’t want to get rid of the fuck hole in our lives.

Why are you asking? If she wanted to come back, then that is okay but she can't do it?

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Thanks! I thought this was interesting.

I want to hear your sex tapes! You know, those porn tapes where the person is moaning and screaming while they get fucked. Its fun because theres a camera there to record it, and I cant hear it. The camera is there to record the moaning and screaming, but the persons moaning and screaming dont matter. I think youve done it. I want to know how youre fucking yourself in real life with that guy in the video!

I can’t even believe people would have a problem with that. I love porn and it seems like there’s an age gap here. Like I thought sex was so much more intense.
I'm not sure you'd even be able to tell he's not your ex, and the "spoiler" part is just to make the video as uncomfortable as possible for people who do watch.
This was an excellent post for me as well... My mom has been sexually abusing my stepdad since he first came into our lives when she found out about his affair at age 17 years ago. He had told her several times over the past year of wanting kids so we decided early this summer that if anything happened between us then would be best just before moving forward together - after all both were married now!!
- I don’t think most people would care about a porn video. The only people that would watch it would be friends of the person who did the video and his family and family members
- I have a partner who is a woman and she has been very abusive but I’ve known her abusive behavior for years and she has told me that I’ve done terrible things towards her but she is not attracted to me. She also said she loves me when she calls me sweet baby, and I just tell her “hey mom’s you are very nice, sweet, sweet and you don’t even like guys.” She does not respond.

My eyes are glazed over in the night, empty as a toilet bowl.

My ex didn't tell me about this.
That's a bit more likely, you might have better luck asking a random stranger on the street to open a can of coke
I am sorry if you have been stung by this post but your eye is so full of mud!
- If you didn't dry your eyes out you would be a lot more attractive than any woman you can get.
- That's not an eye full of mud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No way. I was outvoted and deleted for asking this question on r/askhistorians. So it's a moot point. And that was before r/askhistorians was deleted. Now they can be rude to me without needing to know why. They can't be bothered with that.

I ‐m going to be here for the next few weeks, but this is all gonna kill me.' !!!"

This sounds like a great way to play with your exes! 😊
“Kill me, you bastard, you’re not gonna die of old age!” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!