Script excerpt for shitty KOTH/StarTrek meme : Darmok
Script excerpt for shitty KOTH/StarTrek meme : Darmok
Boomhauer [on viewscreen]: How y'all doin'? Talkin' bout that dang ol, meetin' o' two peoples, openin' up for some dang ol trade just like them good ol boys Rai and Jiri at Lungha. You know mang, Rai of Lowani, under them two moons. Jiri from that dang ol Ubaya, raght cher next to them crossed roads.
PICARD: Counsellor?
TROI: I'm sense nothing but good intentions from them, Captain.
PICARD: Mister Data?
DATA: The Tamarian seems to be stating the proper names of individuals and locations.
PICARD: Yes, but what does it all mean?
DATA: I am at a loss, sir.
PICARD: Captain, would you be prepared to consider the creation of a mutual non-aggression pact between our two peoples, possibly leading to a trade agreement and cultural interchange. Does this sound like a reasonable course of action to you?
(the Tamarian crew find this funny)
Dale [on viewscreen]: This is a federation conspiracy man! Open your eyes, this is just like what happened to Kadir beneath Mo Moteth! AARGH.
Boomhauer[on viewscreen]: Dale mang, will you be quiet? You got that big ol' Billy Bass mouth.
PICARD: Impressions, Number One?
RIKER: It appears they're trying their best.
PICARD: As are we. For what it's worth.
Boomhauer [on viewscreen]: Mang this ain't workin' for nothin'. Talkin' bout gonna have to go for that dang ol Darmok.
Dale [on viewscreen]: (aghast) The aliens will take that as an act of aggression! I want no part of this!
Hey, we had the same idea!
It was horrible mang, I tell you hwat, like that dang ol Zinda, his face black, his eyes dang ol' red as beets mang.