3d ago

UK Asks People to Delete Emails In Order to Save Water During Drought

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It's all those ones and zeros. They're stressing the system. Well, mainly it's the ones. The zeros aren't really a problem at all, except when they interrupt the ones, which admittedly they often do.
-- some official
- I’m unsure if that’s borrowed from somewhere, but I read that in Monty Python.
  
  Later, the same official was quoted as saying "The Larch"
This makes me angry.
"Boy Trump's sure turning America into a mess, let's check in on how some of the more civilized countries are doing."
Oh.
See, the internet is just a series of pipes, and those pipes can get clogged, and then the water can't get through...
The brits don't have a fucking clue how computers work. This also explains their stupid ideas about encryption.
Until the UK sends Nestle a cease and desist order for bottling water to sell, they need to fuck off.

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