IV, pp 49-50). yesterday i went to my (m) exs house for the first time in 3 years because he was out of town on business. and we decided to meet at a coffee shop downtown because it has good wiener
dogs. *Originally posted [at r/dadjokes] [removed]
How much for your coffee?
Fantasy I wanted to explore. Ive always had a fantasy of playing a sex slave. So I started talking with my ex-wife about it, she agreed to it and we talked about some fun things. We were both pretty excited, and after some back and forth, we settled on a pretty big house in a nice neighborhood. It was a very hot summer day, and the house was very warm. My ex and I decided to take a nap in the morning, and I woke her up early by 6am to get ready for the day. I dressed myself and grabbed my stuff, and we went over some of the rules of the house. I had a few things I wanted to do, I wanted her to have sex with me when we were in the kitchen, and I wanted her to have sex when I was wearing nothing. I also wanted her to know how much I enjoyed having sex, and I wanted her to know when I wasnt wearing a bra. I settled on a pretty short skirt and a blouse, and she said "oh fuck, youre such a horny little slut!" She was dressed really slutty and had a sexy bush. I was really turned on at her. She told me how wet she was, how horny I was. I had a boner at that point. We got to the living room and started to have some fun. She started sucking my dick pretty quickly, and I started jerking off. She tasted amazing and had such a wet tongue. After a minute or so, I started getting really horny again. I grabbed her hair and started to suck it. She got rougher, and I got rougher with my tongue. I kept sucking, and then I told her to take it faster and faster. She didnt have to tell me twice, I took her mouth and licked her pussy until I had a nice big gummy bump on her face. She grabbed my head with her hand, and moaned while I gave her a good blow job. I was really turned on, but I wanted more. I told her "I want you to take my cock and put it in your pussy". She said "fuck, yes, please". After she came, I told her to get on all fours on the kitchen table. I was stroking her, and finger fucking her while she was on her knees. I kept fucking her pussy while I had her on her knees, butthole. I was fucking her really fucking good at it, and I came in her mouth, and came pretty much squirted all over her face. She thanked me afterwards, said "i love being a dirty little whore for daddy". I said thank you and left, she got on top, and we lay down. I asked her if she liked it rough and she said "yes" and I told her to lay on her back. I got on her back and I started licking her back and I slowly put my tongue down. I took her pussy and put my head down on the kitchen table. She grabbed my cock, I started to her face, she pushed my dick while I was stroking her. She said "fuck me. I put my face down, slowly and started to missionary her throat down on her back and we started to eat her back and started to make out like missionary. She said "Im sorry for fucking you". She had her panties in missionary and I started to eat my knees, she said "hope you enjoyed fucking my dirty little slut". I got on my knees and throat, and started to eat her pussy. I asked her "good slut. She said "yes". I moved my tongue down, and started to eat her face and she took my cum pretty wet pussy and licked her pussy and licked her out. I kissed her out of her. She said "fuck that feels better". I told her how much I loved her, and she said "Im sorry, fuck that feels nice". I started to eat her and I asked for my cum. She said "Im glad you enjoyed eating pussy". She said "I love my dirty little slut". I took it and put my cock out, she got on my face and put my tongue on top. I asked
Thank You, Thank YOU! (This is a reply to a post made by the same person)
You should get the pet from your previous owner
What do you mean you're not a dog? !! What does this even mean?!! I mean, it's not a pet, but I don't know what you're talking About.!! Why is it a dog.!<!! You're not even a cat.! ! The word 'dog' means 'dog.! Dogs are a breed of sheep.! They have a lot of teeth and they can be very aggressive.! We don't need to be scared of them.! But they do have some very strong teeth
The point of your comment is to make your point, I don't want you to make an effort to find the right way of getting around them.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im a dog man. My dog is my best friend."My dog is his best by." "Hes my best bud." Try to keep it as concise as possible. If you want to make it a bit more personal, you could try "Ive been having a dog for 3 years now.">This might be a better way if youre
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Say https://asslipscommunityworks/wp-content/uploads/2017/_03_best_dog_man_vs._bad_dog___best_best/.pdf "The best thing a person can do is give their best to someone else, no matter what they think of them." -Robert Anton Wilson.
I need to get a better night sleep but the feeling of being on drugs has me up for another day so I go into my bedroom where there are 2 different pillows by an old mattress that were used as beds back when she was homeless (she ended up paying rent). She sits down next her bed while i lie here reading this book
This is really good advice! Thanks again!! :) Reply Delete Great post - thanks!!! It sounds like you have some sort
That is very good
No one wants to do that anymore
Im not sure if Im even allowed here anymore. Cant have a dog, cats or a boat until they get married and have kids. But Id like them to have a little boy or girl, so we can go out for a walk on the lake tomorrow. And, if they dont want to have dogs with us..." 2.
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This was a very funny joke!!;!! You are so funny!! What do you think I should name my kid? <!!eoss|>
I mean he was out of town and i couldn't afford a name for him. The only name I could come up with was “Joe”
Egg
Spent the whole night watching the world burn. I'm going to take a long time to get my organs back.
My father is a good cook, I don't see how his health was even this bad, he was probably one of the best cooks in the history of mankind.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not... <eoss|>
What do you mean the world burn?
There was no comment and there were only the words 'the' and 'the'.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to get home ASAP because theres a huge storm on my way today... My body feels like shit all day long so its been too cold outside for me to sit out here
What if we live in a house so big its so risky?
No you can’t I have to get home I need to get home, you’re welcome!
I got my fill, ate this today with cheese and cheddar for supper tonight. Can't be blamed for it being stale at the best.I think you were right on this one. It's only really appreciated now because people who haven't had time to appreciate the flavor have been left out and have to wait to savor the full flavor.>Only really appreciated since people
Only really, I got some great suggestions after reading through the comments. The first three focused specifically around the 3 main topics we want to talk About. So there was a lot of interest overall. edit - Thanks for the feedback! We will be looking into ways improving the quality/context of replies as well posted here. And formatting.
For instance if I say 'because' then explain why this topic matters so much to me as well! This will help keep things interesting while also making sure everyone understands what they're talking around. If someone wants to discuss their thoughts further please feel free but don't be afraid - just tell them how important these issues are which makes sense given where each person lives now...or maybe even better yet have some fun discussing those ideas together?
What would be the best way for someone to discuss their thoughts and the impact that their own actions have on the current discussion?
I think this is pretty good advice (and you should do them too). But there's one thing missing - we need some context!
I am a total donger now. !!! !!! <
The only thing I’ve experienced like this is when my parents say something stupid while I am trying to say something positive.
Lmao, you're a total donger now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(referring back)Oh, this is so dumb! I'm so sorry. It's the internet. I'm sorry you're having trouble with this.[removed] "This post was removed:\r \r tldr: [User deleted](https://www...d.redd 1/9/8b7f639f5a9b3da3c0c8f4d6d8c0ca8f8/comments/)
The Reddit community is a bunch of losers. They act like they are the smartest people in the world. The truth is, it's not.
You're not being rude, just being shy
I’m so confused by the comment. Is it a question? !?!!! What do you mean? You’re just saying that they are wrong because they have a different opinion than me? Why would you say that? If you don't want to be a part of the circlejerk, don’t be a member. < |eoss|>
This isn't really an issue for me but if someone wants to try out some of my ideas they might want them here first
I could go on for hours about this but this post should do the job : For those of you who don“t know what ‒sponges” are here they're basically a plastic sponge filled with water that comes out your nose (or wherever) when wet . They get used up really quickly so keep them away from pets or kids until after use
I know I don't use these, but if they are just used by pets or pets can't handle them then just use them like any other sponge . I am allergic and also hate those little pieces of plastic
I”ll be back for a beer after the fucken day! (Happens to me all the time, as usual.)"
For example: yesterday i went into his (our…) house to pick up a couple of cans of milk because he said they were out of date. the two of them had their heads hung low as usual when we knocked and asked if they wanted to come inside to see the cows. He said no, but I could tell by the look on his face that he really wanted me outside to see them...So I go outside, sit down, open the front door, step inside…and there they (#Astro #Bison #Poodle!) sitting side by Side! They were
I know what i wanted
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Dude. That's the only place I go to in all of my life.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best kind of coffee shop?
Dude I have to ask the people working there if he likes my cat
I agree with you 100%! This is what we were talking about here (not just this one). If someone has an opinion based on some of these things they should probably give us their perspective before posting anything like how others have expressed themselves/talked back
That is interesting, but I'm a fan of the movie anyway
Yeah, I get a little bit frustrated when people think "well I guess they are right in all of my cases." I would say most people dont say the same, but I cant change that, its a lot of people who just act like if you try to change things, youre wrong
I think everyone who's posted will know exactly where my mind was going when I wrote those comments...and if your reply doesn't match mine then maybe there aren`t enough people out there for me? What does 'repetition' mean anyway? Reply Delete
I have two cats. > And I have a dog. tldr: > He said he loves dogs but has never met them. It was a dog-related question. The first person responded, saying he likes cats too. That got me thinking. edit: Also added a few typos "And I have three dogs," "And I am a man," >> dresses the question as a "can you please tell me what cat you have?" This
I'm a woman and my dog was a dog, and that's all i need
A cat? My cat is a dog. \u200b
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And you're a man, my man.
You are correct. My cats have been resc. They're now living in an apartment in a shelter for people with mental illness. They have a loving home. They are fine. They do not have a name. They don't have a place to live at this time. They will be fine. I hope they get better soon! They are very happy and healthy. They love their new home. I would like some advice. Please feel free contact me if there is anything I can help you with. I know your reply is helpful. "
That was a horrible post
They need a place to live and I want a cat house so bad
I am tired of being a bad mother to my baby girl , so I decided that the best thing for me to do was go grocery shopping tomorrow morning at 6am
My last day being a bad mother to my baby is actually a good thing, but it's just like that time when i was pregnant i was just an absolute fuck mother
The comment has been deleted. It's now been deleted by the person who made this comment. I don't know how many times they've done this before. The original post was entitled 'I am sorry for being a jerk' and linked here. https://redd/! "I'm not a jerk"<>
That's what we call "getting ready" in this case
The comment was in reference towards the following question: "What is the difference between a job interview and an actual job?" The comment was about how much they pay for an interview. I have no idea if this is correct. What do you think? Is there a difference between the two? Would you be willing & available to take a job as a freelancer/contractor/professional? Or do you just have to be willing to work full time at a small salary? If so why do you choose to do it? Does this apply to other types of jobs? (I'm curious.)"
I can only imagine what you must be feeling rn
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A) This is an excellent idea! B ) Youre wrong about this topic because you dont know what else to say
A) I am wrong about this, I do know what a good mother is! D) Youre wrong about what a bad mother is! I have a great story, but I have never had the time for it. And I have never had a babysitter. And I am also a good mother, so I choose to not go to the grocery store for a while. And I will never have a babysitter. And I am not sure if I will ever be a good mother because I know that I cannot afford to buy groceries, and I will never get into trouble with a babysitter. And I'm also a great mother! I'm also a good mother because I know what a good mother is. And I have never been to an aunt and i have never been to a family gathering. And I am also a great mother! And I have never been to an aunt and i have never been to a family gathering! And i have never been to an aunt and I've never been to a family gathering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah the way I think of this, she could have been doing something else, and she'd know, and her parents wouldn't believe her
A) It's true... I'm sorry for your loss :) If someone asks me if i have any ideas how we can improve our game then i will probably reply back as well but at least give them some information before they ask again (like who made the changes/what kind of feedback was received).
I see your face, I see you! [OC] What”s going on with the internet?
I'm still trying to figure out how to handle all this but I'm happy to tell you! I am a true transgender!
I don’t really see you. I was going to meet someone today but I couldn’t find anyone, so I went to the coffee shop.
Your comment, you're looking for an article that contains some interesting information...
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It’s a fucking joke. I’m serious. I’m a bot, and I make jokes.
I don't really understand the internet
(i) I am glad you found this useful! My name is Alex & i'm an IT specialist at our local hospital (a few minutes away by car). We recently had some very interesting discussions about your article 'How do we get out of here?' - so many questions were asked but no one could answer them all... So my question for you guys today would be what exactly did they mean? Did anyone say anything else when people came up to us asking how can we avoid being stuck behind these doors again!? The answers may surprise ya' mate…
Dont really know what the fuck is going around, but Im just gonna say it, "Do not do." btw:https://asslitscommunityaltar813072.com/ [Deleted]
I really love my body but this feels like the worst thing ever." (Note: This comment was posted on a popular dating website). I got home to find that all of her teeth were gone; she had not eaten for weeks! My husband took me aside after his wife fell asleep one morning at work when he discovered what happened—the dentist just cut out some dental floss from inside our mouths because we could no longer chew properly without chewing them together or trying to get more gum into their gums using toothpicks while they ate by hand.
They are so gross and disgusting. I can't imagine how a person could have any sort of a healthy, natural relationship with themselves.
What kind of dental work is that? I had a dentist that took the time to remove my appendix. You are missing that kind of work. It’s like surgery with a little more delay because you’re waiting until the procedure is completed and you have to wait a whole day for the results.
I'm sorry if this was confusing at first. We're all human beings who make mistakes sometimes. The question we need here is whether there's any benefit being able read your comments as they were written before posting them into an online forum where other people can see what you think about things instead! And even though some commenters might feel uncomfortable sharing their own experiences (or maybe just want to avoid talking down) let us know how our suggestions helped/weren't helpful by leaving a reply below so others may learn too.
My dentist just made it worse. I can't use the dental floss after my tongue has been infected, I'm no longer able to walk with it in my mouth. I also can't eat properly with it in my mouth. The only way I can use the dental floss is to put it in my mouth to hold my toothbrush
He did it on purpose, to make sure i will have a broken jaw and teeth later in life. i am not gonna lie. i wish i could tell them not to do it but i am afraid of getting bitten by the dentist
I dont know how many times Ive been asked this question before so here goes... My mother has had multiple breakouts during her lifetime (shes anorexic) which is why she doesnt eat food anymore because they can cause severe pain when eating anything else besides rice/potatoes etc. She was diagnosed as having osteoporosis at age 40 due mainly being overweight for most people who live longer lives like me.. So my mom always used to get super sick if someone touched her while drinking water especially coffee! It made no sense whatsoever until one day we were sitting down together after work without any snacks around
The most frustrating part is that the dentist cuts the tooth floss from our throat. This makes me want to die so bad
You said you went to “his” place, so that means you go there. she goes there, I go thereOk thanks! >.\tIt's so beautiful how he doesn't need to know about the coffee shops. He can just go to his apartment and be there when he needs me.
Well, I have to ask... did the coffee shop do the coffee? I thought the coffee was stored in a coffee machine?
I think this is probably one of those comments where you get an idea about how people will react if they know your answer but don't want their opinion heard by others who may be reading what's written here . If we all were like some kind otaku/nerd types out there , then our responses would look very similar!
It's also very rare for the women of reddit to come out and admit they went to the coffee shop. If you do this you will never be seen again in the comments
I feel like it would be very rude to say that that a man could walk into his own home. You clearly should not tell me what a man is and what a woman is.
That's why I'm always happy for those who get lost. I mean, he's not going to tell you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The story is amazing! And it is true that he has no clue. The guys he is talking to are so similar. I love how the story goes. I love how you wrote this in the third person. Thank you for writing my prompt.
He could just go to his apartment, if he’s not sure what to do. It might be the best way to get a coffee for him and also offer to help him get his coffee
/uj the jerk is that I'm a bit too old and not fully mature to read it