: "You're a fucking idiot." (Saw this on Twitter, it's pretty funny.) "It's not about the money. It’s just about the politics."
(I'm not saying anything new here, but I think you guys have all figured out that some of these politicians are just trying to get re-elected.)"
A couple hours later my lungs were filled with vomit and the smell was like an aftershave shop full to bursting. The first night here is hard because we're all very much used out in front of our TVs for most everything except sleeping which makes it feel more comfortable than if we did stay home or even sleep during the day but there's no way you can get away from watching TV while drinking your own urine instead unless you've got some kind whooping cough infection that kills off almost everyone living nearby at one point anyway so what do YOU have? Well then sit back down…
What if he gets a little pee in his pants or something like that?
I think I'm going through a mild formative period. I think I may be experiencing a mild bout of covid. It's been a couple months since I've had unprotected sex and I've only just started using condoms again. I'm also not sure if this is the right time for me getting a vasectomy, but I would like to keep my options open."It sounds like hes having a mild case (or possibly a milder case) Covid, but its not clear if itll affect his ability(?)
I have no idea how my brain works. I don't know what to do about this.!!!
If you can't figure out how your brain works, you can always try something new, like going to the doctor or getting a new haircut or whatever."It’s a good idea, but I don’t think you’re a doctor, so I’m not sure if I‘m allowed to use that term. But if you‘re really serious about this, you need some advice from a real doctor.Thanks for the recommendation!<|es
What if they just asked you to leave? I mean, I guess that’s your own fault for being so dumb. If it’s a serious issue that’s causing you harm and you need professional help, then there’s nothing you can do about it.
I do have an appointment tomorrow at 9am (MST) where my internist will perform xrays of our intestines which she is doing as part thereof
I hear ye about how he was about his ears. Heard about the way he coughed when he ate?" edit - [Link]<|sols r/daddit>This is a great sub. Keep up the good work! And thanks for helping me become an adult.
You know what this is? It's the opposite of "You're an idiot." It's "You're so stupid that you can't even understand what you're doing." It's just that "You are an idiot for not even being able to understand what's going on." That's the case for most of us. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
I am replying here to a post that has been posted here recently. you are reposting this comment because you found it interesting and want to share your thoughts on it. do you have no idea what I said at the end of the post. the original post was: some people who were just saying how he didn’t know what he was doing anymore. good question is, why did you say this? If you do remember what I was saying, I would have said that he was just trying to be a good person and not care about
<!! !!?!! What is your question?! If your answer is "How" then you will be removed.!! 😡!! The comment you are reposting is a link to the original comment.! You will only see this as a link if you are subscribed to the AssLips subreddit.
I guess your question is "How the fuck am I supposed to lose my mind over this?"
Please censor all usernames and the subreddit name. Thank you! I don't know if I should have said "I'm replying here to a post from Asslip.">Please censor all Usernames OP: [https://www/.[https://reddit.com/](https://redd.it/v6w5k) sfw: This was removed for the following reason: r
What's the point?
You are so dumb for thinking you're going to win in the primary elections when the actual outcomes are pretty shitty. The way it's been played out over the last year or two, you are just a minor inconveniencing people.
Or you don't think you're going to lose because you have a high school degree and live in an inner-city where everyone is either functionally dead or dying off in drugs. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re just trying to get reelected and they can’t be doing that if you can’t vote in the primaries.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a fucking idiot, I love your humor!
Awww youre so kind
This is actually pretty good advice! My friend (who lives out of state) was talking about how she feels like her husband cheated when he had sex without telling her for years because they were too busy having kids together. She said this made him look bad as well since his wife would have been upset if their relationship ended up falling apart over some minor issue between them at home.She also mentioned another guy who has dated women while pregnant before but never told anyone until recently which kindof pisses me off...
Tldr; Dad jokes are cool where appropriate (and often incl hidden puns), but only do so much. This is a serious sub full of intelligent disagreement.♂️ glad to all you other assholes who make my day.
I know you've been there too.
That's the way I think, OP. It's funny when a candidate wants to "fix your problems" to solve them instead of fighting for change. Edit: I'm really sorry for the length, OP. My point here isn't just about money either, OP. My point is that when politicians speak about their problems in the public, it's like "lets do this thing where I talk about my issues with this world, then I can bring back the revolution" in a very nice way. I'm not talking about politics either, OP. My point is that when politicians are just talking to voters, its really disrespectful, and people deserve to not be around politicians that are not the one to bring back the revolution. Also: If the government can do anything that doesn't solve it, then theyve really gone away from their jobs for the past 10 years.
> politicians speak about their issues in the public, it's really disrespectful, and people deserve to not be around politicians that are not the one to bring back the revolution.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________(#): 1 - Youre a fuckin idiot? #2 - Its ok for me too!
Yeah but that’s not really what this thread is for. Its for political opinions and general observations. If you disagree with a political view, that’s cool. But don’t come at me with it! You just sound like a fucking idiot, that’s not what this thread is about. I don’t even care if you believe in god, its your own fucking business. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to save this family, my friends. Originally posted [at r/daddit] "I dont even know how we got here" * "We were headed in that direction anyway but we got lost at Coney Island." \N**** My 6yo daughter has just hit me with this one: “Dad what the hell are you doing on Moo Rays Island???!!? We were supposed to go down to Coney island on a boat but now we arent going anywhere. Where is it??!!!?!
I wish that was me
That's perfect. We have to save this family. My friends need to move in together now.
The original comment was about an impending move. I was responding specifically towards the advice given in the post here, but could also mean general comments relating generally...... Advice for first time couples.3 Money things. Tips on how leverage works, how inventory works etc. dad st.... It's a good idea to read all the comments before making any decisions.... Especially if you are the primary responder
What do you mean is we aren’t going anywhere?
Yea, no, we are staying at an expensive, overpriced resort, not going anywhere. We live in a big city, we have a lot of people coming and going, so we need to save as much as possible. I’m sure we will be fine, I know we will. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad what the fuck are you doing on Moo Ray's Island???
I donT even think Im going there. If youre a bot, do not post your replies here. They will be removed. Instead, please try to reply to this comment with a similar, on topic statement or continuation.
I feel bad for the family. I don’t know if I can comment anymore. The post is locked
I swear I'm going to get some of that shit, I've heard it's pretty bad.You're not gonna believe this assholes name...> The guy is an absolute wreck of a human being; if you don't mind me asking...<eoss|>
It sounds like he's an idiot. That's a lot of insults that mean very little to people. It sounds like he's a horrible human being, but also...he doesn't care.
R/Asshole < |eoss|> !!!!" And that's a really good post on r/shitposting and there are some pretty good ones, but I don't know if they're even close to the sub. !! !!!!!!! !!!! You can just make up all you want about how shit-posting is bad, but at this point, they're just going through the motions, making posts about how stupid they are, then they'll post the same shit over again. This makes me feel really sad for them because I know that a lot of posts there get
So we have two people who just want answers about what they said last night (we dont know each other) but also one person saying he has no idea where those comments came out because there was nothing else happening at the time
(M) <The man is one of those people who really does care about his own feelings when they come up as well as others around him...he doesn‘t need my help because hes actually trying hard for himself too much at times which leads into all kinds