You’re an immortal villian with an absolutely disgusting power. One day your nemesis and arch nemesis are both surprised at you when you tell them “I’ll just chill and play video games”

I can't believe this happened. I was playing Age of Mythology (2-6 players) with my brother (3) and he randomly told me, "I'm a vampire! That’s one of the coolest things I have! I’m gonna get to go on dates with you!" I was shocked and asked him if he was talking about me. He said, “Nope. I said, “I’ll just chill and play video games”. Well, this time, he said, “Oh my god! I’m talking about you!” I was mortified!

I was the "villain" in the video game. I had a power where I could freeze time. I played a lot of different levels, and one level was where I was literally stuck to the floor. My friends and I had to run from all the enemies and obstacles. But I could get up after running from the ice and getting hit by an enemy. So I decided to use my power to simply chill while playing the game. It was a pretty simple ability, I just had to play the game for a few hours. One day, one of my friends and I got into a fight. He was saying "Youre just chilling while playing the game!" and I was like "damn dude." I took him down. The next day, another friend and I were fighting. He was saying "you dont even have to play the game to win." And I was like "damn dude."

You’re not right

I’m an immortal villian with an absolutely disgusting power. One day my nemesis and arch nemesis are both surprised at me when I tell them “I’ll just chill and play video games”