Mild Curse: Every time you and someone else hurt each others feelings, it improves both of your healths and extends your lifespans.
Mild Curse: Every time you and someone else hurt each others feelings, it improves both of your healths and extends your lifespans.
It doesn't work for either of you if the other person is aware of the curse.
Shout out to: The Brass Teapot.
This one is mild(er) than that story, because physical harm doesn't work.
I'm going to be immortal just by making a few online comments, sounds like a win.
Ha ha ha ha. Didn't see that coming. Keep in mind, they'll be immortal, too. When humanity has died off or changed into something else, it'll just be you and the other commenters until you give up, are killed (if possible), or witness the death of the universe.
Edit: Grammar
Hmmm I'll have to pick who I bless with hurting their feelings.
I'm starting with going around telling all my friends and family I don't like their haircut or that they look a little rounder.
It's for their own good, I'll make it up to them later.