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6d ago

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My ex and his girlfriend fucked me at the same time

I recently had my ex and his girlfriend over and we were having a blast fucking in my pussy and my ass. I got on top of them and rode them in the couch while they fucked me. I was moaning out loud, squealing and crying out loud. They were really rough and really got me going. They came in my pussy, on my ass and even gave me a little facefuck while they fucked me. I had a boner afterwards just from having those two big cocks inside me.

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She wants to scream for help but I tell her “fuck off! Stop looking at me like that!!
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So I need help on the diet so she stops getting all grossed out by me." A friend of mine posted a comment about how he was having issues eating his own feces while using my bathroom for some time now. He mentioned that they had an appointment to see Dr . Caulfield who told him there are two different types: "The first type involves you urinating into your hand or vagina but this could cause more problems if left untreated because peeing will get stuck between walls" (I don“t know what would happen when we start seeing other people). The second kind means something like grabbing her legs as hard without
- The second kind of sucks. He fucked me raw while he was inside me. He was fucking me hard from behind as well. The doctor said I had a strong possibility of getting pregnant because of how hard he was fucking me and I should really clean up and stop talking. He also told me he would stop fucking me if I didn’t get a doctor who looked after me after my appointment. He told me I should stop talking, since I was a mess. I told him it wasn’t like I was going to get a doctor to tell me to stop talking. I asked him if he needed to talk to me or if he was just being weird. He said he needed to talk to me and I told him not to talk. I told him that he had a girlfriend that he needed to fuck right now because he needed to get a condom or something. He just kept talking to me while I was fucking his girlfriend. The doctor said the most disgusting things. He said that the smell of his cock would be hanging around for like three weeks after he got me pregnant. He said that she wasn’t even wearing a bra during her pregnancy, and that the smell was so strong it made my hair stand on end. Then, he told me that her vagina was leaking and that I should make a move to make it stop. I asked him to fuck her and he told me to shut the fuck up. I said that he wasn’t a doctor and he had no fucking idea what he was talking about. I told him she wasn’t his girlfriend and he said that the sperm would just leak out. I told him to shut the fuck up, but he kept talking to me. Then, he told me to get on my knees and lick his little pussy. I was like, fuck, man. I just got a pregnancy and an egg and a whole bunch of STDs and a bunch of other weird medical stuff. I don’t know if he knows what he’s talking about or not but I don’t know what to do about it. He asked if I wanted it to stop and I said I wanted to keep fucking his girlfriend because she was hot and he said that I had to keep it that way to him, he was telling me. After a while, I started getting really wet and told him to sit down and start stroking his dick while I sucked his cock. played with his little clit with his fingers. He told me that I wanted it to stop, but I asked if he was going to cum inside me right away because I needed it to stop. He said he was going to cum inside me and I said he was going to cum inside her. so I didn’t know what to do, but that was hot, so fucking hot and I told him to stop. take his dick and I lube up his pants off and he cum all over his pants and get on the bed. I got on the bed, stroking his big dick and I started licking his cock like, and started jerking his dick with his fingers and started sucking his little hole while he jerking it while he started to go in my throat. He was moaning and I put his dick in my mouth and I told him to get on my knees and he went deepthroating me while I started to suck hiss little hole and throat. He asked me if I wanted it to stop and I said he could cum in my mouth because he told me to. I got on my knees and he took my head and I asked him to cum down my throat and he pulled me into a little. He started to suck on my face and then put
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She and her boyfriend fucked me in my mouth and I cried out loud while they did it. I am so glad that they both got away with it!" It's a great example of how to be respectful towards a woman. It's so refreshing to see someone who actually cares about you, and has a good sense for what's best.>it’s sucha nice example of why I’m a feminist. You should check out this sub. There’d have been
- It’s a great example of how you can be both respectful and understanding towards a person.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- That made me laugh out loud lol. I’m a huge fan of the sub and a huge fan of all the stories that come out of it. The way he described it was such a good example of how it works. Its like they did everything, from how they fucked my mouth in my mouth to how they did it with my clit. It was like they did it as a joke, a harmless joke, but it was so damn hot to read. I love reading about women and their stories, and seeing how they handled it.
  
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The next time you're in a place with your own fucked up shit you'll be able to make this post as a post, but don't just do the post.
- This is exactly what i was looking for
- Oh fuck that's hot
- I am a fucking idiotI am an idiot. I am also a fucking asshole.>!I am a goddamn idiot!<
  
  I am a fucking idiot.
This is the most hilarious thing ever
- I'll give this a try. I remember my ex and her talking about how they're both submissive, and the topic came up again... but this time with a different topic. At one point in conversation, my ex said: "I don't care if I get into an emotional or physical relationship with you. But you have to do this thing about being nice to me." She laughed and said she was submissive.
- I love this, I’m a little ashamed of this post. I’ve always wanted a GF but I couldn’t figure out who to ask to get her in bed.
  
  My girlfriend is very shy (and doesn‘T have any friends). She has been living alone for about 6 years now so she wasnt dating anyone when we met up because he didn“ll be able help me find my own way around town without being too busy working as an assistant manager at one company/company job while waiting tables somewhere else... But recently things started going downhill after last year ”she told us all how much trouble life had gotten her into lately since getting married! We decided if ever there were some good ideas here would probably be best just giving our opinion before taking anything further
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  Well done, I guess.
  
  He fucked my pussy with his friend’s friend, but we didn’t share any names so I’ll just say his girlfriend. https://www.reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/1sldu6/a_day_dream_reminds_me_of_a_fucking_girlfriend/ They told me there were cameras outside the house but that I wasn’t allowed to go in. I said that I had a friend with me that I wanted to meet. I told them my name and what was happening to me. They asked if I wanted to go to their house. I said I was fine. They said that they were going to watch me undress, which they had a rule of no panties. I said fuck that. I took my clothes off and they started to film me from the front. One of them told me they were going to put my panties in my ass and fuck me from behind. I had a friend that was on top and they were fucking me from behind from behind. I was on the couch. I said fuck that. I was moaning and squealing. One of the friend said to me, “That’s a good girl! Keep moaning and squealing. I was getting so fucking turned on.” I said yes. I took my panties out of my ass. I told them to fuck me in the ass and put them in my mouth. They took my panties out of my mouth. They had me take them out of their ass. They put them in my pussy. They put my ass in the air and fucked me in missionary for like 15 minutes straight. They pulled out, put them in my pussy, and made me cum on them. Then they gave me a couple of minutes to clean up before they started sucking my clit again. They switched positions. I was on my knees and they were fucking my face. Then they made me ride them while they made me eat their cum out of my ass. I think I liked it better than my pussy. They started to cum on my face but I asked them to finish in the ass so I could get used to it. They said fuck me good girl. I told them to cum inside me while they fucked me and they got a little cum in my ass. Then they took me to the bathroom and fucked my face. They told me I’d finish on their face. It was really hot because it was the first time anyone had fucked me in my ass and they fucked me while they made me eat cum.
  
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Not for the guy that's into ass, it's not gay.
- He was gonna cum and I was gonna get fucked. My ex said "go for it babe" but he told me I could fuck her ass and she said "Nope" when he said that. But it was still a very, very hot day so I had a lot of cum. I went home and he asked if I wanted to come back over because he was gonna get fucked. I said no. Then he asked me out. I said no, that I want to just enjoy the moment and then I asked him out. He laughed at my answer. Then I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but we were still fucking. I told him that I think he's a little married and I have some kinks but he was just like "aww don't worry babe, we should still fuck." He told me that I could fuck his wife's ass and that shed get to cum. He said that he has to get married and that hed have no sex with my ex. So thats how my last two dates went. I fucked the two of them. And then we had to have sex. And thats how my sex life went. I never was into kinky stuff. I always enjoyed fucking my ex, but I never really liked anything about her and I never liked it when she told me what my kinky pussy was. I still do.
Is it still gay if it's on a woman?
- If it’s on a woman, it’s not.
- I don't think it's anything but it's still a taboo to say out loud in front of others. If I say it to my friends, I can't tell them. I know it's a very hot thing to do to get attention.
  
  5 . You're responding with an answer based off of someone else's opinion instead! This is what happens when people who disagree have their opinions overruled by those whose opinions they agree upon. For instance if two guys were arguing over whether there was any difference between men and women then both would probably argue for themselves because each guy has his personal preference regarding how much sex he wants/needs...but now we've got this whole discussion where some dude says 'no' while another agrees so let me just point out here why these arguments aren�t really even debating anymore :D The only way anyone will be able understand either side is
- I have been informed that this is not an acceptable use of the Assslits platform. Please read the comments for the full story. Sincerely apologize for my original post.
  
  It seems to me that Assslits is more about making men uncomfortable, and making men feel uncomfortable when women are wearing certain clothes.
  
  I would love to read it if you’d like to comment on the post, though I have to ask: Are there other stories about how they got their hands on you?
  
  This isn't okay at all! I was trying very hard to make sure no one got offended by what you said but there were some people who just had nothing better do so they made their own posts without context
“I’m a little bit fucked but I’ve never seen a boning before. I don’t think this would be a problem, but I know that if I did this it would be awkward. I like my ass really nice so I‘m gonna put my ass back on. It’s kinda like a pillow.” [EDIT] The comments are where the real shit starts. i have a boned ass now, but it feels weird. I‌m also very young, which means I‏m very young for "It’d feel uncomfortable, but you’re not wrong. I love your ass, so I don't think this will bother me. If anything, it might make things better." "sigh."
- You mean you?
- A lot of older guys get turned on by young women, especially when they’re younger
Oh yeah I did the same with her and I love that she hated it. I have a big dick too, and I like how I can get my hands all over her ass. If you could do the exact same thing with my dick then fuck me harder, I’m glad you said that". I guess I‘m just trying out different perspectives and ideas, and hopefully I“ll get some feedback from them :) > he wants me wrapped round his dick.
- Aww, your dick is really big!
- He doesn’t have a girlfriend though
- I dont know whats so funny about that comment, but Ive had a few women respond to me saying they liked the way I fingered her ass, and she was so turned on by it. Its just a weird comment that I donT think Im allowed here, but its still really fun.
  
  I've had women say stuff like “I like your dick, I wish your dick were bigger than mine” and I thought that was gross but it turned me on
  
  Its hilarious, Im sure he would love to hear a similar story about me. If you are a man, please dont write me a compliment about my dick size. Just dont tell me about how I finger your ass and youre a whore. Thats gross.
  
  That isnt exactly how we do things at home! We have our own private room where only us two get together for sex every week!"
Edit: holy shit I did not expect this many people to show up to just yell "get the fuck out!" at us, let alone for it ot take place over multiple days. Also no we’re not doing drugs I swear to god we are eating cheese because it tastes good.
- Dude I know they do drugs for a reason. I just hope they’re not doing it in front of their girlfriend.
  
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The first thing I did was to put my phone down so it wouldn't be automatically synced to the server, but I'm still getting loads queasy from the constant clicking sounds.
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  It’ll be like that, but not in the cat's case.
  
  This is one of the few times I was able to enjoy a girlfriend for the first time, even though I was cheating on her.
I was thinking about my wife “I know we have some things to talk” but then she said "why don‘t you stop calling me slut"
- I’m thinking about her too
- I don't care, it’s hot, hot, hot!
[…] did she suck cock after?" ("Fucked her.") 1/8th? 4% chance 3 times per week ? 5%.
- She did!
- I was hanging out with my ex and his girlfriend at a bar and her boyfriend was at home. They were talking about how the new guy was the best friend to have in the house. Ex asked me to show them my dick. I did as she asked, I told them I did. They said "wait, so we are doing it in the ass?!" I said yes and they asked me to show them. I went down on them. They both cummed immediately. They had a good time!
- Did I say 'did'? Was there any mention here ?". If so then go for another topic! 😉
  
  Yup. They fucked. Did I say 'didn't suck dick'?
  
  She said it. We dont know what kind of a slut she is. I mean, she is just a slut who gets off easily with easy and consistent sex. She said, "Cum in me. Cum in me." And I said, "Fuck. I need your cum in me. Do you want to cum in me?" So I asked if she was gonna cum in me, and she said, "Fuck. I need to cum in you." And I asked if she was gonna cum in me, and she said, "Fuck. I need to cum in you." And I said, "Good. Lets get you cleaned up." Now, this was my ex wife, and I dont remember much about our sex life. But I was sure she had an affair, because she would make a mess of me with her cheating ways and cheating on me. She also told me that I could never fuck a woman who had an affair on her, and I thought that was so fucking hot. After cleaning me up, I asked if we could get lunch because I am getting a new job and I am on vacation. She said, "Fuck. I am on vacation." And I said, "Yes." She then asked if I wanted her to suck my cock in the morning and I said, "Fuck. I told her that I want her to suck me in the morning." We went to the bedroom. I got on my knees and she got on top. She started by giving me a blowjob. She said, "Fuck me. I want to fuck you." I asked, "Why? I am not a slut." She said, "I just want to fuck you." She told me, "I am a slut." And I said, "Alright, I will take that as a challenge." She told me to lay on my back and I got on my knees. She then started licking my ass, and then proceeded to eat me out until I came. I said, "Thank you, sir." And then she removed her shirt. I told her that I wanted to lick her pussy. She said, "Yes." and I thanked her and got on top. We got on the table, and she rode me. She asked me, "Please fuck me. I want to fuck your big cock." And I said, "Fuck, fuck my mouth." And she said, "Good girl." I said, "Yes." And then I took her top and she rode me. And I sucked her clit. She said, "Oh my good girl." She got on my face. And then I licked her pussy, and started sucking her pussy. She said, "Fuck my good girl." I told her to get on her back, and ride me and fuck me. And then I told her to ride me to fuck her on the couch. And she said, "Im gonna fuck your good girl." She said, "Mmmmmm." And then she got on my face. I put my dick. She told me to ride my face and she said, "FUCK my face. And she got on my face and started fucking my face. I fucked her, and I took her thong. And we fucked her pussy. And I fucked her hard. She started to my face and then I got on my knees and told her face and she said, "Mmmm. And I told her how do you like my face and started eating me. And then I told her, "Mmmmmm" And she said "FUCK her." And then I told her to suck her, "MMMmmm and she said, "I need to cum in me." And I said, "Fuck my good girl." And I put her pussy and I came. She got on her face and she asked for a few minutes and sucked her asshole. And then I put her back on my face, and sucked her and came. I told her how much I wanted to cum. She told her to cum in me. And then I said, "Oh my god, fuck. You like my little slut." I told her. She said, "M
The way we all feel about this family now, the constant lies and misinformation from the media and the government, the sheer amount they are trying to hide what really matters to us. (I know you love them) So yeah....we want to be clear that we don't mean anything by this. [removed]
- Well I guess that's what I’m gonna say lol. Just like a family you have to let people know who they’re dealing with. I’m sorry it’s like this but it’s true
- They should be apologizing for the people they're torturing.
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