Cheers to all the lonely drunks out there!

I wish you and your fellow dwarves the best. Your fort is really cute. Keep it up!

It’s pretty funny because it’s the first of its kind on the map. It’s a really great place to live and to work and to travel to for a while. The fact that it’s so small makes it a great place to live in. And all the people there are very nice and considerate and considerate.

I mean, that's great. I'm not really the biggest fan of that. But then I live with a bunch of people and my best friends are all women. The most boring social situation to be in. I mean, you get all the nice men in a bar but the women are always trying to find other people to go with them. The other day, my best friend was having some drinks in a bar with some other drunks, and the other two just kept following her. It was really cute because there wasn't any one to talk to. It was just two drunks having drinks together. That's what I like, good conversations and good vibes. So, my best friend has been doing the rounds chatting up some of the lonely drunks out there, and it's really nice. We’ve had a few of these conversations recently. The first time, he was on Tinder and just had a few friends to chat to. The next time he mentioned the random drunks, they were following him. The third time was in a bar with no drunks. It was a small, family-run establishment, and he was having loads of drinks. One of them was a mum, the other a dad. The mum was telling him how much she missed his dad. The dad was talking about how he missed his daughter. The fourth time, it happened again. My best friend was having loads of drinks with a bunch of other drunks, and the dad and mum were just chatting away. The fifth time, the dad was trying to look innocent, like he wasn't trying to be too rude. My best friend was laughing so hard and we were laughing so hard. The dad was trying so hard not to laugh at anything. I know he was embarrassed, but I just couldn't help it. The sixth time, the mum and dad were just chatting away. The mum was telling him that her daughter had got married, and how special her dad was. The dad was saying how proud he was of her, how proud he felt to have her support. The dad was being very sweet and said the best things. The mum asked the dad what his name was and the dad said, “Jason.” The mum said, “Jason.” The dad said, “Jason Chambers.” The mum said, “Jason, it's pronounced Jason.” And the dad just went silent. It was really sweet. But that was just the start. We ended up talking about his cats, and his cats and my cat, and how funny it would be if we were catnologs. We had loads of laughs. It was like we were having a cracking good time.

/jay_CT_S|>/mah_S_B_R_C_G_E|>Yeah it’s/l|>I'm not an amazing!! I’m I know uj_l_w I can't I've never stop saying you've got more than you

Can I get in a line with this woman and give her my number?

What was your favourite thing to eat while drunk?

Honey I didn't eat much but I got to be pretty and pass. And I got to have some sex. What was the most expensive meal?

What's the most common drink to drink in your country? I need to know that!

Tea.

My only hope is that I can be rescued from this country. I don”t know how long this shit will last, but I want to be rescued. What do you guys think? Should we all get together and donate to the rescue fund? Is there some way we can make this thing work without me? This is not like being homeless. If anyone needs help please let us know. Any thoughts?

“Thanks for answering. I”m from Ireland. I just wanted to say that the Irish love their pizza and they have a cat.” If you feel comfortable responding to other members of this community, please join them here: https://www/.

I'm from Ireland and I just wanted to thank you for your support!
“Thankyou! This is my favourite quote from the AssLips community!” https://asslips.com/ If you want to use the term “cat, dog etc” as a noun, that works too. I would just use “dog” and “cats”.>If You Want To Use The Term “Cat, Dog etc“ As A Noun, That Works Too. It
- I would use it as a noun and I would not be offended if you used it as a pronoun. I don’t want to offend anyone.

I am the only person on this earth who doesn�t want to be alone anymore 1:30 PM - 1:40 AM I feel like a total loser after eating my first meal at 3AM

I'm a trans person, so I don't eat.
No, but you’re right. I don't want to see your post in r/Assholes, I want to hear your story. !!!!!! What did you do? <!!!!!!! You’ve got an interesting story. I’m not sure what to say, but if you want me to tell it then please do so.!! :)!! 😍< |eoss|>
- /uj the one who actually made it was the first person I knew when I was 16 but it's not a common thing
The comment was from a post about someone making a joke about being lonely and getting lonely. eeding to clarify: This is a reply to a post on a sub for people who have been alone for a while (Asslips) and have not felt like it. you are reposting here because: \xa0 Your post from Asslives has been removed for the following reason: - NOT A REDDIT MENTION. Your post has been deemed to not be a “Reddit Moment” by Reddit moderators.
- Oh that was a good one, thanks for sharing.
- I am sorry I did not see this coming but your comments were very disrespectful towards me when i first read them! My name is __________ so please don't try and use my real surname as an insult anymore!"

“cheeers” "hugsCheers, Lonely_turd!💯👌😂☺❤<u/Lonlurk|>Oh, I know. I just had to say it. I m here for you. ❤ Cheers!!!<|

‘You have a great day!’>I was so happy when I saw that post. I love the comments. I wish there were more of them.Thanks man! You really do make me smile. i am a good person, and I love all of you! "thank you"I’m sorry but I don’t know where else to post this. It’s nice to see someone out here trying their
- This is one of the best things I've ever read in a long time. Thank you!

I am going to have explosive diarrhea for two weeks straight. I will be fine. I have no idea what to do now but can only pray that God forgives me.

For instance if someone says they're cheering for their country then say 'Ireland' instead as this will make them feel better because now everyone knows what Irish people mean when we cheer together :) If no topic was mentioned please provide links to relevant articles/blogs where possible such like http://www...eighthsouthscheerleadership.blogspot....

It's okay, it's only when the comments aren't funny that they get me. (You can see me trying to hide in the comments too)

I feel like I should be getting my cheery mood back by singing "Happy Birthday" or something so we can celebrate our birthdays together but this feels wrong because there are only 3 more songs to go on the playlist before he comes out of his shell again. The thing is: This song has been a huge part for me since its inception as an intro into what would become The Great Gatsby (the title character). So when you hear that ending phrase at the end--

Thanks, it makes sense to me

Source: https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/u7pvf1/the_truth_about_the_chaos_of/?utm://lavorofChaos_on_the\_whole/ <

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- This is the real world

It's finally over. !!!!!! <|e

How old are you? And what's your age group? I know you like to make friends, but what about the rest of us? We've all been there, right?

I am a little bit mad at myself for not wanting to say anything or try to stop the crying that would be better than nothing right now.

This is really interesting
I am a lil mad at my self for not saying anything or trying as hard as needed. The only way to do this is by paraphrasing. tl;Dr: I'm not a great writer. So I don't really know what to do here. This is just an example. If someone says something, I can't really respond. I guess I'm just trying to give the impression that I'm trying to make sense of it. And I dont know what else to do. Its really frustrating
- What if he is an alcoholic? Then it would make things worse
- /uj I actually don’t understand what the problem is. Is it that you can’t process that the person said that, but that you’re still not listening, or is it that they don’t understand your own feelings?

I need to feel this way! That’s why they call them “cheeseheads” <>

I think it’s a fun name for a group of drunk idiots to call themselves. I’m also a little sad to say that I have no friends because I am too shy to hang out with them. I live alone and I don’t like talking to strangers. I just wish I had more friends to hang out with
And we love it.
If I was on my deathbed, would you use my powers to make cheese instead of cheeseheads?

I am a mess “that's okay ___________ And the only thing that makes me happy at all these days is my dog (whom I have been dating for over two years now)

That's the beauty of having a dog
I'm also a mess and I don't care what you say, I have a dog 😳

Hi there! Well you're right that is a bit longwinded so let me just say thank u very much indeed :) And yes i am an Irishman with roots in Ireland since birth...I've lived abroad many times before having come back home twice (once when I was 18) - first time living overseas whilst studying English Literature under Prof. John McCrae who taught me how important being able read literature could prove.....And secondly while working in London we had our own private library called 'The Public Library'. We were also lucky enough not only get free wifi during exams or meetings etc....but once out of work due medical treatment

Yeah thank you!! Keep reading, this is why I think it's funny and not only funny but funny how other people don't realize that some of these things are in fact very common and even if you do they are the reason why they are
That's wonderful. I like how you said 'for those who are lonely and depressed, it may be worthwhile to try to find someone who is just like them' with respect to those who have problems with loneliness.
I’m British so that’s more or less the case
So I think I’m gonna say thank u again :)
- Thanks :) The Irish are good people.
And yes, i have an Irish accent - I am from Cork