My wife and I were at a barber's

My wife is the cutest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time!

LOL
He's my little cuddly cat and I love him more than words can say, and his little tummy is just such a goofball. It makes sense to me, his a bit shy/nervous but I think he's adorable.

This is so bad that I'll eat it in a glass.

I would like to know how you made a decision to eat your wife's hair. Do you think she would let you do it in her hair or in her ass?
Lol

“Hi, I’m your hair guy. I’ve just got the first haircut of my life.”

I really enjoyed that barber but it was kind of like a 'dont ask, dont tell'. The other guy who was in the barber didnt want to use the same pronouns as I do. So it was really weird and I never had the confidence to ask if he was straight. It just sounded weird to me. Im very straight and I also work at a barber shop. But I just never felt comfortable coming out. I felt so invalidated and that made me realize that my marriage was about me not being straight. The only way to fight the power of cishet straight men is to not transition and live happily as your true self, not pretending to be straight.

I didn't really like that one. I do a lot of crossdressing, and this felt really strange. It's not like it makes people feel safe. It's just weirdly comfortable.

It”ll be over by the time I get back to the pub." [removed]

He wasnt a barber but a doctor He had a black cat at his hospital bed, and it wouldnt stop moving.
The comment was clearly a comment about my pub experience and I appreciate you all for your feedback. I hope this helps! I'm sorry I didn't respond to you earlier and I dont know if it will help. Thanks again for all your support! "
- I was at the barber and the guy there said something about the length of hair he had. I said that it was too long and he told me that I could brush it, I said no and he said you can't. I said I couldn't because I have a hair length and I wanted to keep it short because I was a woman, he said you should. I said I wasn't sure. He said you should, I said I don't have hair like that. He said you don't have hair like that and you shouldn't. I said no and he said you should. I was confused because I didn't know what he was talking about. He said I was a woman and he was a man. I said I didn't have hair like that and I was a man and he said I was a woman. I said I didn't have hair like that and I was a man. He said I was a woman and then he said I had a hair length and I wasn't a woman. I asked him why he said that. He said he didn't say anything else. He just said I was a woman. I said I wasn't a woman. He then said something about my hair and he was a man and I was a woman. I asked him why he said that and he just told me to shut up and go away. He said that he didn't say anything else. I asked him to leave because I was on my period and that it was weird. He just kept saying that I was a woman and that I was a woman and that I was a woman. I got really upset and told him that it was just weird and that I wasn't a woman. He then told me that he was on his period and that it was weird and that I was a woman and that he was a man and that I was on my period and that it was weird and that I was on my period and that he was a man. I said it was just weird and that he was a man and that it was just weird and that it was just weird and that it was just weird and that I didn't feel comfortable talking about it. He said that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo. He said that I was on my period and that I was a weirdo and that I was on my period and that I was on my period and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo. I said that he was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo and that I was on my period and that I was a weirdo and that I was a weirdo. He just kept saying that I was on my period and that I was on my period that I was on my period that I was on my period. He said that I was on my period that I was on my period and that I was on my period that I was on my period that I was on my period. He said that I was a woman and that I was on my period that I was on my period that I was a weirdo. I was on my period that I was on my period that I was on my period and that I was on my period that I was on my period. My period. He then said that I was on my period that I was on my period that I was on my period and that I was on my period that I was on my period and that I was on my period and I was on my period. He said that I was on my period that I was on my period and that I was on my period and that I was on my period. I said I was on my period. I was on my period that I was on my period that was on my period that I was on my period and that was on my period that was on my period that was on my period. He said that I was on my period and that I was on my period that was on my period and that was on my period. I said that I was on my period and that
- Well, I’m sorry OP, my wife and I were in a barber. We’d be happy to have a beer with our son. It’s great. Thanks.

I'm going to tell the world how they are." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â??!"

How do I tell my wife that I'm going to tell her to take off my clothes and have fun?
(The original post is here) Dear asslips , I have been reading your comments for quite some time now but never really understood them completely until today when i was browsing through my old posts/posts you made about me as well . And honestly this whole thing hasnt sunken down yet because Im still learning so much new stuff all of which will be revealed soon enough... So lets start off by saying thanks alot :D For those of us who dont know what an asshole looks like - there's no such word
- I dont know how to feel about this. Its so weird to read things like this. I don't understand it. I've had this same weird feeling all my life. When you're reading an article and you think you have the time to really process it, and it just sits there for hours. It just stays there. You realize there's nothing to process and it just sits there like this. You just feel like it's a pointless pointless piece of shit. I like to think of it this way. I have a friend who has this exact feeling. When he reads an article, he just goes "damn, that article is literally just some pointless piece of shit that doesn't really make any sense at all". And I don't know why he does that. He doesn't know how stupid it is to just keep repeating himself. I've watched this one video of this guy that does it all. It's a weird one because it's the first time someone has done it. But the guy just keeps repeating the same pointless bit of advice over and over and over again. I imagine the same applies to the person reading this post. Just pointless advice repeated over and over again.
- As someone who has a large amount of self-righteous self-righteous self-righteous people, I'm pretty sure self-righteous people are very rare.

It”ll be alright mate, I can―t help thinking about ya'll and you two.

You're gonna be alright. I want to think about you again and again and again
- You want to know when its gonna happen?

My Wife & Me Was At A Barbershop! - An Example Of The Best In English Sentence

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I don't want to sound dumb

‘Shame on you! You'll have to work harder, mate." ʜOi yer mamma? I've been drinking water all day now she's coming round for the wankers anyway it looks like they're gonna get me 'ere too soon ain't ya?"

The moment I read that sentence I just knew it was the perfect one. It felt like the perfect moment to end on, but it's the perfect one. The words just hit me so hard, I couldn't believe it had come out so spontaneously. The words just hit me so hard, I couldn't believe it had come out so spontaneously. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
- You're doing a good job bro.
I'm not surprised if she's not coming to work for you when you have an appointment. She might be waiting for you and not tell you that.

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That's a nice man
- Hah, I got a good man. That's how I always tell it.

Oh, I can see why that sounds awful!" "My wife and her say, "I hear thee."" It's a great way forward.

You know what? I have the receipt for the haircut, and that's all it is: a haircut. I am in a long term, loving relationship. It's my very favorite part of life. It's just so special to share a moment in life with someone else that you're not able to do it alone. We are lucky to have that in our lives.
- My wife and I are the best couple in the history of the world
Hehe... So, the barber was actually a vampire??
- No... vampires exist
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- Oh no. I thought I had something here

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It was fun! I love the banter and how he’s a very chill dude!
- You just gotta wait
- I’m in! It’s the last weekend of the summer, I’m on vacation. I was telling you a bit about the weekend’s activities and that I wanted to get you a souvenir. I wanted to show you what I mean, but I know you don’t mind, right? I want to be a good husband and father, and I think I can do good doing good. I just think I don’t really want to do bad. I think you’ll be the best husband and father you can be.

Some of the above replies are in fact posted here, but Im not sure if its an interesting post or not? "Im sure thatd be interesting", you saidIll try to get some of those posts>Ive got a wife and Ive been married for 5 years and have no idea what to say.That sounds like something

It is interesting to me that so many of your comments are responses from people who have been married for far longer than you. So you got married when you were 25 and the rest of your life you were just a side show for your wife. I would be happy if you were able to give me some tips and tricks.
- If you are a professional, how did you get into this?
I like the “I’ve been married for 5 years” part
- It’s fun to hear the stories of people who’ve had the good fortune of marrying someone else and then discover how that person got out

This was my first time doing this so please let me know what works best for ya! My Wife likes dogs but hates having them around our house anyhow... So we decided they could be pets when she wants....

This is adorable! Thank you for sharing it with us. :)
- I am very interested in your stories and the style of them. Thank you for writing a short story :)
They're adorable and do amazing hair

Well, you seem worried about that" (I think I made this decision myself). girls, do not be afraid 😋😱 of asking any questions! talk to me or my wife anytime ❗ rry. Just know 🤔 that we are always happy and excited to share our stories with anyone who asks. u/emojipasta or /r/WouldYouRather - Would You Rather?

If you were me, I'd be nervous about asking anything, but I'm not here for your advice.
- Same
She knows what she's talking about... She even invited her friends 🤔
Would I rather? 🙌
- Hahahaha, I am soooo scared of that😭

I could care less what you think of the matter. What are we gonna do about it? "It’ll take years to fix things, but as far away from our children that is."

It would be best if they fixed it before their own.
- It would be best for them to just let you live as if they never fixed it.
- Oh my gosh my first thought was this guy's life.
Well, he should just go get a new one. And then maybe get married. That might just work
I'm the youngest American here
- I'm the oldest American. I don't care