**Edit: Thank you all for the kind words, advice and awards! I've read every single one of them. You guys are the best!! "I have a profound respect for the sage Thutmose, because he was able to see cl

My mind has gone blank for a while now I can feel my brain going through an existential crisis but theres nothing else to do so

I am sorry if this is too long of a post (and yes its hard) So...my name's Tariq Ali Khan , i work at Facebook as Head Developer & Community Manager . My background includes 3 years working at Google where i was responsible mainly around mobile development projects including Android apps, iOS applications etc..Today Im here today because we need help developing our new app called A&R

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The first step is to recognise your own mistakes. Make sure to put them down.

I was told by my GP to wash up with soap after each urinalysis and use a washcloth afterwards so it’s not in the urine. I have a really low pH but I’m worried about the bacterial contamination. My partner also thinks that he has an infection from the toilet paper and the doctors are reassuring him but I still need to see a GP ASAP for further tests. :( >If you’re not sure how to deal or if the doctor will be able help you, go to your GP.

What? No thanks no thank you m8 !!! Yer fukin asss shagged me off ya little sis y'n sheesh i'm gonna take this lads n go back home now u bokken hoes wankers can call da gash out 'ere so we don't bump into each other again after ye'll be gone but if anybody wants some kudos then just ask em what they think bout ur new found knowledge 😉

I dont know why people say shit like these when there is already an asshole lurking behind every corner

The comments are all about women, men etc..\u200d♀ **Edit "--- tldr: * Women (and men too) * Men (and women too) dir:* Men * Edit:* edit* thank you, men cntl:* men/women . * Thank you! . Edit:*: men/men *: Edit::- women/women<|sor u/Cucumber_Taco

Yes! I just didn't know that there was such a thing as an ability titled thank you.** "Thank You" - The Reddit Enhancement Suite

This is what we did today at lunchtime when my wife (a nurse) asked if she could help me get back into bed after being out of town for 3 days due work commitments..
- Edit - Ive done well here. I heard about this Reddit group and thought it might be good for practice. she has provided some insight but still there are plenty o n places where I could have gone with just a few simple rules instead of thinking so much about the issue at hand. As such i think Im going forward making sure I answer all the questions posed in this post as simply as possible without resorting too heavily/annoyingly.
- I found this post yesterday about how you can use your brain power! I have been trying to learn English but every time I try its like i amnt even there anymore!!?!? This makes no sense!'

My body feels like a balloon on the floor of my room but I can barely move or think straight because there are so many thoughts rushing through my head that all go into one place: me crying about how sorry i am for what happened to her son/daughter

The person has asked what exactly they were looking forward this weekend. The reply is that if they want me as much as possible to do some volunteering, that's fine, but would be great if you could stay home so they can focus completely & come to the restaurant &amp ; attend to the children's needs. This is where I think most people here feel grateful and happy to hear that there's someone out there who truly wants their help. If I had to choose one thing to say, I would personally appreciate it if you would be patient enough/tolerant enough/ understanding enough of me &amp|&

If there are multiple ideas present then they must be linked together by using commas as follows: 1st idea = second idea + 3rd idea 4th concept 5ths/6ths? 7+8=9

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**Do you know what? This whole thing just clicked for me. Thank u for sharing this with us.

<!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!! I can't even.!! !!!!!!!!!!! It's all so incredibly helpful and encouraging.! ! :)!! You have to give me a second to say thank you.! I need to get some sleep.! r/Asslips is just full circle jerk of people who hate people who are not assholes. < |eoss|>

If there are multiple things covered then just add another paragraph if necessary so as much information can be included without making this too long

You should be able to make it through two sentences of that.I’m trying to think of something I could say that would be more relevant to the conversation:) "\t [https://www/...](https: im going for a bit of a lighthearted tone here, but I have a feeling you have a good idea. \tThe title is a bit light on the actual content of your post
You are are asking is what I said here. You are responding to a post about cats and dogs. The original post had 3 posts. You have now responded to all three. some of these responses were on topic. the last post was about cats being domesticated and the next one was about how cats will eventually be extinct due ot extinction. gr "Im gonna say that because Im a fucking idiot and dont know whats up with this shit!" -Logan Stodden<|sor u/

No more money for food or anything else so it's all just down to the little bit left in my pocket that needs doing every time somebody wants to get rid ous this thing out because they don't have any space but hey what do you know… So now there is no one willing tout me as an actor anymore? And then he brings up his friend who did play him some scenes like "What was your character called?" which means someone had actually written shit about being named after their real name not even knowing if thay knew anyone from tha scene where Mandy Dolenz momma came back home during Christmas Eve 2009

Thank you for your time. I'm sorry this took so long. I just needed to say something." This is a good example of the "what is a man to do?" philosophy. It is a philosophy that is very important to me as someone who has experienced many things. Its the reason why Im a feminist, even though Ive never been a feminist myself. tldr: Are you interested? What is your response? "Are women interested/wanting/willing to be sexually active?"\xa0 >

Do you think you can achieve what I have? youll find this approach encourages people who have a common goal to be more open minded and allow others perspectives and opinions. ~[https://www/.

<!!!!!!!!!!! !! -!!~~you're welcome!! ~!!^!!*!!< I have a problem with people posting about their own lives, but I'm not sure if it's because they're being so annoying or just because they don't like it.!! You're welcome. < |eoss|>

Please pray for me. !!!! <|e>

I wish you a happy birthday

**edit: Thankyou all so much for the love, support & insight. I appreciate it immensely.

Oh you’re a trans person? Well I have to ask you if you’re actually a trans person?

If there are multiple things mentioned here then please add those as well so we can keep track of how many times each topic has been discussed

If there is more I can cover let me know" edit - this was my first time doing this and it turned out great! Thank you all for taking the time to respond. The comments have cleared up a lot of ground, and given me an opportunity revised my original post.
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And I have to say it ‒nothin' newy-fangled here! You can just tell me when the next time they give out free samples like this."

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__________(F8BJ), thank you very much!!! Id like to say thanks again as well but Im too busy being super focused right now so sorry if i missed anything

Thanks for your time! I appreciate this kind of help because we're both struggling over our own mental health issues at the moment. My problem is anxiety (not depression) which has been affecting me since my teen years when I was really young and couldn't function without constant worry about what people would think of us - especially how they might react to us/how we'd look /what things were going through our heads during those times. This had caused an incredible amount by then even though there wasn´t any real evidence behind why someone could be anxious around others such feelings seemed extremely common amongst all kinds other than just myself although sometimes these thoughts
- I agree completely but please keep context so you can understand where i am coming from..So after being diagnosed as bipolar back in November 2014 due largely out of lack thereof awareness & self esteem , its now almost three months later&

I am very sorry to hear that there is a problem. We're working with the local authorities to try& find the person responsible. Our office is in contact w/ the local police. There is no active threat to the public. The local authorities are asking that you please take the following actions: (1) contact the police immediately; (2)" "

Do you mean to say theres no such thing called a vagina? No. Its not. A vagina is a body part that is normally retracted when erect, but can be retracted during sex. In addition... a penis is a very long and thick penis, and they are not as powerful as a vagina. Also note that the penis is much longer than a normal human penis, although smaller than a regular human penis. So yeah.

I agree 100% with this post! However - if someone has already written about how women's bodies look like vaginas (or some other aspect of their anatomy), then please let me know what your thoughts are regarding those things too!! :)
- I am sorry for any offence caused by my comments here but after reading these instructions you may have missed out completely because they were all very short !
[Edit] I see your question and I think you're right! Herell be some examples of things you can do to make your comment more relevant (which I know we all need to do sometimes) If you want me here to reply to this, I will be happy for any help I may have!< |eost|>[removed](https://www..redd.

Yup, I can. And if you dont mind a little schmutz... I mean, sure.... But not THAT schmutzing. Not in a bad way. :) \xa0So I get it. You want to have a convo with your SO, right? Dont you want that opportunity to rub salt into your wound? No harm done. But, y'all did awesome today, and made it fun for us both! So lets go fishing.

The best analogy I’ve seen for how to go about this is with the Wikipedia page for Native Americans on their reservations.
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- I think you should try asking them directly if they want an apology (or at least some kind of acknowledgement).

Briefly: thank you for continuing this valuable service. I appreciate it immensely.

I've read your whole response. I agree with the premise. Thutmose is an ancient Egyptian king. His reign was short lived by the time of the Old Kingdom (around 4500 BC, about 80 years after the Old Kingdom's destruction) because he had been deposed by a rebellion. He was deposed because the revolt had broken out in Egypt's southern Delta (which is part of the delta ruled by the Greek city-state, Egypt itself being ruled by the Persians and the Fatimids, who had an arrangement with the Egyptian state of the ancient city-state called the "Great Pyramid" in the south of the Egyptian Peninsula and were essentially Egypt's allies against the Persians, and thus had a direct, and often decisive impact on Egypt's geopolitical position.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a bad headache for the rest of the day so am gonna go to bed now!I “do not want you guys here today if they are having trouble sleeping or getting up earlier

I think youre being overly dramatic.\xa0 If youd like to see my full response, please click here "We are a group of individuals who have decided that we are going into politics as well." -- John F Kennedy>John F Kennedy is the most famous politician to have a woman as his wife or mother-in law.[removed]

That was the end of his career and he still had a decent bit more political influence, but that was pretty much it.
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\xa0 >\tI think Im being overly theatrical here. >This is a very good idea. s <-- John F KENNEDY> \t\tThis is really good advice.

Oh look there's an eerily familiar looking mollusks just out of the sea !!! I need to go back for another drink after this one ‘takes forever until all these filthy creatures are dead.":)

So, the question here is... would it be illegal for a native to build their own sea-based civilization, in the middle of a tropical rainforest or in an area so remote they don't even have to deal with other native life?
Good examples: the etymology of the word 'out' is uncertain. One theory posits its use as away', while others think it has a prefix meaning 'to leave'. Whatever the case, outside means beyond the reach/control of the ordinary person/thing outwardly’. \xa0There is no reason why we should have to explain away the fact our good idea - putting a stop to waste, recycling etc., is itself a waste because nothing can be done with it. We will never know what to do without it
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[META] Okay! Im done with this one! Thanks for helping me work through this.

Thutmose was the only person to see the opportunity of this. The other nine rulers of the day didn’t see the possibility and didn’t take the gamble. Thutmose did see the chance of this and acted on it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And here's one thing that is not true: my life expectancy has never been longer than it was before we started working together (which happened in 2007). But to me the fact that you guys have always made such an effort for all of us means more than anything else."

How does that even matter? You could have easily done this for any of the other 3,000 years. Would you have been the one on the team?
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- Im from a town that has a small-town feel to it. I was in a similar town and a lot of the people were very supportive and friendly. Im a bit of an outsider, but it was really cool to see how people treated each other.
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I think I may be too blunt about this point because people get so defensive when they see how much work goes into getting them through their day without any help at ALL!
5 . Tell everyone how much fun they had! I'll post some pics after this round up so y'all can see what happens next
- This is the second round, I had to run out of time to respond to everyone. The first one was a very interesting prompt, but I've never done anything like this before. So I might be a bit rusty here. Thank you for taking the time to comment on my prompt. \

Yes! This is a very popular community where many users are interested in my work so I figured that I would add some examples.** girls are: * 🎦💁😂 * 👻👨\u200d❤\u2005not ❌⏳just me, but everyone here is so kind. I appreciate your continuing interest.

A very interesting part of the subreddit is that people are not only interested in the post of mine, they are interested in the way I respond to questions and the way I respond to the people on the subreddit, because of the way I respond to the questions.
I was thinking the same but decided to go wild.

If there are any questions regarding this topic please ask me first before posting here so I can answer as soon possible.

I think you got it. The first two sentences were both a lie. What's more, I was pretty sure that Thutmose had a problem with this. The second one is pretty accurate.
If you need to ask, please just ask me first before you post here so I can answer first before you post here so that I can help. Thanks!

Thanks WesBuddhalsForImmediatePraise !!! [RES PONSE] First off thank you so much for doing this AMA/AMA if there were any questions regarding anything else we can do

WesBuddhals is very smart and definitely does the work

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I feel so bad for anyone that's been on Reddit with someone they care about. I hope the mods have good things to do.
- Tldr bestiality is an awful thing. Im sorry if this is common knowledge but I was unaware of its existence until after the comment was posted. \xa0The mods don't need any convincing; you already know what they expect from me. "If youre having second thoughts... maybe reconsider joining /rr/asspull". - Rob Zombie
I don't think I read that in the title. It seems like a very stupid thing to do. Maybe I should just ignore the post because I am not really interested in it.
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- We get the "I dont a lawyer, but Ive read everything" guy a lot. I would add that his lawyer probably wouldnt want to represent him in any legal matters, but at the very least hes in control of that lawyers actions. That said, Im still here if anyone gets any questions or concerns.
- Just a reminder that if you don't read the post, you're still not allowed to post.
- https://assholes.com/tutorials "Please see?" That was a great idea, but it's not very useful.Thank you so much! My apologies for the inconvenience. I'll try to do better.>that was a good ideas theres some examples: * https://www/ .youtube.com/-O6gKL9X-d0?feature
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