White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite

With what funding to pay the lawyers with?

Just for reference:

The Mussolini government was the longest-lasting government in the history of Italy. The Cabinet administered the country from 31 October 1922 to 25 July 1943, for a total of 7,572 days, or 20 years, 8 months and 25 days.

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When people talk about fascism, they usually mention his most famous apprentice, but Benito is the real deal. He wrote the book. If you follow this path, you can expect to find the bloodbath in a few decades. Realistically though, there’s also a safer way out when the king is too sick to continue, but that could still take too long.

A 2023 review by NASA concluded that the data they'd been providing had been "of exceptionally high quality."

Could also "accidentally" leak all the data, in case there are no non-US backups.