I was born and raised in the UK (I can speak English), so here are a couple of the things my dad does.

Did he have any training or education?

I've always wondered why British people would take this extreme to extreme when it comes to sexuality

I've never been to a bar or seen a cat. I've never had a cat but I've heard it was a very good pet. i'm very happy with >I’m so glad you have a cat.I do too!Thank you for that comment. It means a lot!<https://youtu.be/-4Lw9h2l5QY i have a few cats but they all die within a year of being adopted. They are all adorable though!<>Oh my goodness! That's so sweet!! I'm so happy you like your pets!!!<|

There was an article published today by u/jamcdonald120 about how he found a few old English language books on his shelves in the 70's/80’s that were forgotten. They were incredibly interesting and informative (although, sadly, in a rather short article). The book had a picture on the cover: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What?" Dad asked, as he held up the phone to his ear. I could tell from his slightly annoyed tone, that he was not happy about this. "I was born and raised in the UK" "Where?" He asked. "We are in the North West of England, but I can speak English. Im sorry, but can you understand me?" "Yes, sir" I said. "Then tell me, how do you do?" He asked. "I am an engineer, I do my best to help people" I replied. "I do not know what you are talking about" Dad said. "You do your best" I said. I looked down at the phone, as it continued to ring. "Dad, can you explain what you are talking about?" He asked. "I am an engineer, I do my best to help people" I replied. "An engineer can change a car, a house, a computer, a television, or an oil pump" I explained. "What does that mean?" "It means that you are looking for a job. To work with machines. Machines do all the things, but they do not do anything. They are just there to do the jobs, so they do not do anything else." "But I am an engineer. Do you think I am stupid for asking an idiot to do my job for me?" "I do, you stupid human" "I am not stupid, I understand" "But I am not an idiot. You said you are an engineer, and that you can change a car, a house, a computer, a television, or even a oil pump." "I am not an idiot." "Well, that does not help me. I am an idiot." "I am not an idiot. Are you sure you understand the situation?" "I am sure, sir." I replied. "Alright, now that I have clarified, what am I supposed to do?" "I am going to need you to do this" "Wait, what? What?" "I am going to need you to change a oil pump" I said. "Sir, I am not an idiot." "What do you mean, sir?" "I am an idiot." "You do not understand, sir." "Sir, I am not an idiot." "Alright, but that is not helpful. Now, I will not be needing a translator, and I am not an idiot. I am not an idiot" "Fine, I will do it" I said, and hung up the phone. I hung up the phone and went to the garage.

I love your dad. He’s very brave, and I wish him all the best.

I would love my dad's ass. He’s so tight, it’s like a pillow. He’s very soft. I just like his ass, and it’s so soft.
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View Poll (View Poll)<> "I’m sorry, but I dont think thats very helpful."

I'm sorry but there isn't much else for me to say this week! If someone wants to know what happens next then they're welcome too 😉

This is what I think of my dad.

"My father is the best cook I know. He makes the best lasagna I have ever tasted." "Dad makes the greatest lasagna." aaaww thank you for the suggestion.<

I’ve had this same question to my father who makes the greatest lasagna ever. My dad has a different take on lasagna than I do, so my question is what makes his lasagna, if he uses any of his ingredients to make the lasagna. I usually use lasagna with chicken as a side, with the chicken and noodles and he always uses chicken. He makes the best lasagna I've ever made, and I can't stop thinking of the chicken as a side and his lasagna is amazing, like my dad himself.
[(message broken) ] "Best pasta. The best is made by my father! It is his work, and he also makes best pizza. My father loves it!"

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"this is what I'm going for". somebody: here View Poll "Can You Guess the Difference Between these Titles?"

Can't tell?

You are taking this very seriously as a member [of] our team, and I want us all back here. Thank YOU for being so patient! We've

Thanks. I am a member of this team too and I feel really grateful you invited me over. I can speak English.
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- You are so lucky that it is a question for all men, no men are stupid.

r/_ "The first thing I did when I got home after my school holidays was go out and buy a can of beer. I was really excited to try some new things and I had a can lying

I just found this picture when searching for 'dad' in google images after seeing a comment about how much you want your nan's hair cut off.

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Yer mum is gonna love that lookin ya nans face up there

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Me m8s yesty bairn fooking dannya have an eventful day tomorrow night so gud go get her some tea while she waits outside as we all gather round till then..?

I don’t know if we have a picture of this person but I think they look like the dad.

A good way for me would be this short comment I made recently! If anyone else wants to try out some asslipping techniques please do too - just remember

I’m too shy to let everyone know about my own private life so here is my personal insight as a friend of mine.

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I think my dad does some things to make his wife happy, that he’s not my boyfriend is amazing

This is a good example reply! I hope you like it! (This is the reply I got. I am sorry if this was incorrect.) "My Dad is

Well that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a reply from my dad, I mean I know some dads have their replies on their phone or computer, but he’s a complete stranger. He’s just a little goofy dude. I hope your dad is well and happy but I can’t even be happy. My Dad is just a goofy dude, I have no idea what he does. And he’s probably in prison. I wish he was. My Dad is a baddie. My Dad is a baddie. My Dad is a baddie, my dad is a baddie.
- "Dad, I‘m sorry, I just needed to say something. I know this is the first person I have ever heard my name called out loud
!!! That’s a good idea. I’m a little worried about your responses. I just wanted some context. !!!!!!!! <!!pop!>> !pop? !help! !give me a link to your post. !pop?!! -!pop!?!! :!! help! !!!!!!< < |eosses|
- I was born in the UK
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- I thought the same
"I wish I could be a better father!"I would say "dad is" but I'm not
- My father was always a good dad, his son was a good boy.

"Thank ya for all the help. I'm sorry I didn't get back to say thank yall. Thank u for making this happen."<|eoss|

(https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes...) edit - thanks for the awards "Im glad you enjoyed your award, Dad. It might have been hard to understand... but I think this joke could go a lot further if you added a few more lines or even used an image." edit- revised the title.

Dang you and your S/O have made me feel so proud. It truly means a lot to me to see the two of you doing so well for each other. You two deserve each other ❤️🏻‍♂️

you may have heard that its best if people say things they mean by, but not necessarily by. So heres what I

Would say the same in other languages, or if not, how about that, how did people decide that saying it was best is what is best?

I think that's true about a lot things you mention in your answer but not all; i'd like some clarification as well - my first question is whether or how do you get back into regular life after college? Are there any plans yet (if so) to move from Canada if they won't allow me to return home until later than next summer? The university offers an offer with similar terms while working full time outside student employment because no job prospects exist anywhere close enough where someone would want them... >A few weeks ago she was interviewed by CTV News regarding her new role being live TV news anchor -- although none of

That was a joke! I thought it was a joke because you had the audacity to tell the audience you are an adult (which isn't true) while saying you are going to school for science instead of engineering
It’s a bit of a misnomer to say she has any plans for moving to the US if they won’t let her return home until later than next summer. I’m not sure where she would be living, I live in Europe so it's not like she’d be able to stay in the US.
I moved back home for a year as a professional journalist at a newsroom, I don't see how someone could get that degree. It's crazy to think about what you could accomplish by studying at an old fashioned school. The university is a bit better in the US, and it would take at least 1 to 2 years to find an opportunity. There are multiple universities in Canada with offers, and even the most prestigious ones are located in the US.
I can see why you might be worried about this. But I'm not. I have a good job, stable income(ish
- You’re still young, and you’re going to have a great life! But you are going to have a harder road than most people.
- You should get the best job possible, and you have the ability to get more, you need to be confident, and you should be proud of your accomplishments, that's not an easy concept to understand.