Vile Asslips

The first time I heard someone talk about this sub I was scrolling down to make sure I couldn’t see the joke and when I finally did it I had to stop

I just had an ice bucket accident, luckily the snow melted, so I don't think it's any different.

That’s what it’s like if they keep getting frostbite. It’s like getting a cold shot from someone and not thinking “Oh, there’s a hot cat at my local cat park right next to me!” You would get frostbite if you think about it, or if someone actually did, you would be really scared of it

I'm a bit confused on how they use this emoji to describe something

Does that include a binder?

That's because you need to eat your face

Yep

I was looking into your comment, but I'm not sure who else you're talking about.

I don't know but I’m pretty sure she is

My wife has a severe personality disorder I wish I could tell people she has a personality disorder but I have never met a person who says this, or does so when they say it. And it's just like the stereotype of "I am a horrible person and I think people are hateful because of this."

I'm sorry you are going through that. It's very isolating and I feel terrible for you, but I guess if it's because of a bad job I wouldn't have a choice, just as I wouldn't have the choice

My god, this was so unoriginal

/uj I just saw him on the bus with the massive anal plug on his butt!

He probably has a small butt