Every night...

Haha. Jokes on them. I work nights. When I’m watching the time-share kitty, they usually get their zoomies around a half hour after I get home.

Cat zoomies are fun if you’re not trying to sleep through them.

Every morning...

The frustrating part is we worked this out years ago, after bedtime scritches, she wasn't allowed back on the bed until the alarm.

Now she's old, sick and I'm worried any day might be her last. But she seems to know this and takes full advantage. I've woken up with her either purring into my face, sitting on my hip or screaming to announce it's morning.

HEY! HEY FUCKER! HEY! HEY CANOPENER! HEY!

HEY PET ME

<headbutts headbutts>

HEY GIVE ME SCRITCHES

<headbutts headbutts>

YES YES YES

GOOD

GOOD

WAIT FUCK NO ASSHOLE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE FUCK OFF I'M OUT

<ten minutes pass>

HEY FUCKER!

My previous cat would enter the bedroom at about 7 AM, jump on my bed and try to open my eyes with his claws (thankfully he wasn't doing this with too much strength, otherwise I'd be blind :3)

I miss him so much

i am a little bit disappointed that i see no cat butthole in this picture