6d ago

Trump administration reminds federal employees they can proselytize in the office

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My religion is FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELIGION.
Can I proselytize that in the office?
- Just tell them you're into scientology / satanism / muslims / ... You can't really argue with that :D
  
  I told some JWs that I was a druid once and I never saw them again
oh nice so they can try to convince people to join the satanic temple right? ...right?
- I've got all my TSS stuff ready to go!
Where’s my colander? I need to get to work and spread the good news about being touched by His Noodley Appendage! Pastafarians, get out there and preach the good word to your fellow federal employees!
- Ramen!
  
  May pasta be with you.
I wish the submission title said "claims" and not "reminds". it's not as though this shit is actually lawful, not according to our fundamental legal document the Constitution.
OPM issued the guidance to restore constitutional freedoms and enable feds to practice their religious practices without fear of retaliation, the agency said.
Fuck. You.
Does that include Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Satanists, and Wiccans?
- What do you think
I once had a guy that always hit me with "God Bless" and even said he was going to convert me. One time I said I was going to convert him to atheism. He never talked to me again.
I guess that means all the atheists are also welcome to tell everyone that there is no such thing as God? I could get behind that. It would be an awful place to work though. Especially considering that has nothing to do with their job haha
Seriously, who has the time for this kind of shit on the job?
Also, can those who are targets of the proselytizing tell people doing the proselytizing where they can stick it?
Pray for their job?
Time to move my office to the top of a flight of stairs. If their god really wants me to convert, he'll stop me from sending his messengers on a gravity-assisted trip to ground level.

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