Maybe I wasn't born too late after all
Dying from an infected cut must have been so romantical.
Gaddafi would like a word.
While you're technically right, Gaddafi also kinda brought that on himself. He wasn't just some low level peasant being sodomized with a pike for shits and giggles. He really really pissed some people off.
The origin of BBQ!
[Old French, barbe à cul (beard to ass) meaning impaled on a turnspit.]
So where does "roasted on a spit" come from?
"Amateur."
-- Hieronymus Bosch
Thy defense hath more holes than my mother's swiss cheese!