Hot birds in your area iykyk
Hot birds in your area iykyk
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Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for 'Andean Cock of the Rock'. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
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Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
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Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!
Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo...
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Poo-tee-weet.
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No list is complete without the woodcock
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Call me when you find the mythic shag
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Sorry, rare shag is all we got.
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I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
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Common shag is fantastic.
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The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
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Back in the day people be naming birds like "brown tittied groundling gayfaot" and nobody be batting an eye
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"miserable titwank"
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After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
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If reincarnation is real I wouldn't mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice
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They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
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Yeah, horny nerds weren't invented with computers
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Poor banana
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Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.
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