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Gwyneth Paltrow Hired as Astronomer's "Spokesperson" in Wake of Kiss Cam

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Chris Martin's Ex, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hired as Astronomer's New "Spokesperson" in Wake of Coldplay Kiss Cam Video

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Wasn’t she in a series of super popular Marvel movies where she had a relationship with her boss?
- Neither was married.
  Bigger issue is that they hired a person known for promoting scam products as a spokesperson for their brand.
  
  By the end of it they'd married each other and had a kid, but yeah, not cheating.
So they brought in someone who was married to a member of coldplay.... While they sold scam products to the foolish.... To improve their image?
Alright, the video is actually kinda funny though
Well there's a voice you can trust. Maybe they can add RFK Jr. too.
- Ah yes, the voice that sounds like a lot of healthy choices were made to date.
She sells slightly alkaline water. To go into your HCl stomach.
flex
- and promptly tells you to squeeze citric acid into it
More like astrologist, amirite?
She's gonna relieve the congestion in their deep core
Plot twist: the whole story has been setup as a Coldplay marketing campaign
My brain saying a few things I can't quite string up all together, let's see:
coldplay music
paltrow for damage control, question mark
being tone deaf
confusion

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