Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
So zuccyboy called musk and said, hey elon my metatrap is not getting any free publicity lately & your blue bird looks kinda dead, do you have any ideas? Sure, let's stage some fake mma bs so that everybody can talk about, Joe will do some small talk for the populi about our everyday struggles, shinning different light on our cumbersome lives and we profit again. Great idea loonyboy, I'm in.
They're literally having a cross platform conversation to drive traffic
Ahh, the ol' early Trump playbook.
I swear, the world's turned into a parody of itself without any of us realizing it. Where's the fucking cameras?
We realize. There's just no way to stop this right now.
We do, in fact, live in the dumbest possible timeline.
The first time I saw this headline I thought it was from one of those Onion offshoot websites and skimmed it over. I can't believe it's real, but I'm both delighted and dumbfounded that it is!
I choose to believe they're doing this for our entertainment. Out of the goodness of their hearts. Things have been rough lately and we all need a little silliness and fun. Thanks, guys!
My money is on the Zuck, he's got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck's gonna tear him apart; he's got that android strength.
LMAO
The Zuck has a lot of training. Musk is a fat roll. Not a good matchup.
Ultimately it doesn't matter, it's a win all around as they both need a good ass kicking. I'd cheer every punch no matter who threw it because the one receiving it deserves it.
I ate the news. Thought this was the onion...
Why's everybody seething with rage? This is hilarious. It's easy to get bent out of shape when the flaws of powerful people have a disproportionate effect on others, but those flaws are, in themselves, an indication that the humanity has not yet been completely purged from industrialized society.
Okay, you hate the rich. I understand, but we've been dealing with them since we noticed that grain grows better on certain land, and we'll be stuck dealing with them until individuals can freely convert matter and energy. Okay, these guys are egomaniacal man babies. They're taking it out on each other! Honestly, would you rather they resolved their differences and cut a deal to (further) integrate Meta and Twitter? Let them fight.
I like this attitude and I agree! It's your turn to be here for our entertainment, silly rich manbabies. Dance for us!
These two guys together in the same room would create a negative charisma black hole
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn't include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
People are gonna bet stocks on this fight, I can feel it
My understanding is that Twitter stock is a bit hard to come by right now?
I had to look this up because I thought it was fake.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
More billionaires in cage matches and submarines plz
As much as I hate the notion of giving either of these dbags money, I'm paying to see this fight.
Why people mad? Men have been fighting for all of history, I'm excited to see the matchup. I don't like either of these guys so seeing one of em get beat up is a win for me.
Yes, but men haven't been pillsbury doughboys for all of history.
Yeah, no matter who loses I'm cheering!
Hopefully they off each other.
Yes because with any other scenario no matter who wins we lose.
Let's close the loser's platform
What the fuck is this world now lol?
They’re just jealous that the squashed billionaires are hogging all the headlines.
I'm down if it's a fight to the death.
Could we just leave them in the cage?
It makes sense. He's an actual, factual robot.
Also a lizard, so he has the limb advantage.
Oh hey look everyone! Elon Musk is doing a thing! Let's give him the attention he so desperately craves as a man-child who never had to work a day in his life.
Loving #SpaceKaren on mastadon lol
I'd rather watch this than Mayweather vs Pacquiao.
I dislike both men for the net harm that they've inflicted on humanity.
But if this actually went down, Mark Zuckerberg would beat the brakes off of Elon Musk.
Serious question (abd a likely unpopular opinion given the comments here) but do you really think Elon has "inflicted net harn on humanity?" And did you feel that way before he bought Twitter? In my opinion, he's one of the most important persons of this century so far. Getting us to mars & making electric cars commonplace are huge for humanity.
Maybe I'm going crazy but didn't he win some regional ju-jitsu competition recently?
I know that he trains, and saw a clip of one of his matches, and he looked reasonably good for a white or blue belt.
Elon Musk is easily the most feeble of the high profile multi-billionaires. I think that even Branson would have better cardio.
Zuckerberg would close the distance on Musk immediately, take him down, and strangle him with relative ease.
The better match up would be Zuckerberg vs Bezos.
What does this do for them? Does it increase the users to their platforms? Do they make enough money for it not to seem like a drop in the bucket compared to their billions? What the fuck is the point?
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they are men, the point is a battle of egos
James Cameron needs to get back in his submarine and raise the bar.
Is this a real life adaptation of Celebrity Deathmatch?
I can't believe this is a real story.
Why can't they be like normal billionaires and just go outside and play with their submersibles?
I'd rather see them have a duel at dawn, or whenever.