I feel that this can only be properly answered through tests wherein the lab rats sewed and put on the pants themselves.
There’s a LLE episode about it:https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lets-learn-everything/id1587816694?i=1000669246734
Scientific basis for an answer to the "If [animal] wore pants, how would they do it?" meme.
I feel that this can only be properly answered through tests wherein the lab rats sewed and put on the pants themselves.
Rats with tight black leather get laid the most. I'm calling it now.