This works both for bullets and measles
128 0 ReplyOmigod. It really does.
31 0 ReplySee? The real joke is in the comments.
10 0 ReplyWhy exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?
9 0 ReplyBecause it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.
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And freckles lol
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The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.
80 0 ReplyLife finds a way.
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I’m dead 💀
45 0 ReplySo are the school kids
71 0 ReplyStop, you are killing me!
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Where have "when you see it" memes gone?
23 0 ReplyWhere have all the cowboys gone?
12 0 ReplySame place as the flowers.
8 0 ReplyShot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!
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Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.
15 0 Reply*holeyer
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Was there another school shooting or something?
14 0 ReplyAn average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.
30 0 ReplyThats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.
Bazinga
11 0 ReplyThat's probably true but not really an answer to the question. Most shot kids are victims of gang violence.
8 0 Reply"Children" in that stat includes gang members and suicides. Still bad things, but don't misrepresent what's going on.
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Too soon.
Could we do it on a day there is not a shooting?
13 0 ReplySoooo…never?
38 0 ReplySadly.
I really want a day without a school shooting.
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What happened today?
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Lame
12 0 ReplyLet's see your memes bubba.
22 0 ReplyI have seen this exact same meme image at least once on here and multiple times on Reddit.
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American school children do have trouble walking after getting shot, that’s true.
21 0 ReplyLike Polio victims
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Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?
Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.
12 0 ReplyIronically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.
10 0 ReplyCartoon characters are also pretty durable.
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God dammit
8 0 ReplyYikes!
8 0 ReplyI know what you did last summer Steve
4 0 ReplyOh no!
3 0 ReplyA case of mistaken identity! Are you the little old lady from My Cousin Vinny?
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Haha what kind of a name is Stove anyway?
1 0 ReplyJust my name with a typo and then it stuck
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Ooh, another low-effort America bashing post. Bonus for joking about murdered kids. Slow clap, very impressive.
8 0 Reply7 0 ReplyLets not talk about the multiple per year mass school stabbings that happen in China.
4 0 ReplyCan you provide source?
2 0 Replyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China 3 this year and last one was a kindergarten.
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i orniginally though this was a joke related to television
3 0 ReplyNon-Americans are photoshopping their pours more often? Ah, geez... Sending thoughts and prayers. That's awful, everyone.
I did good today. I can put it in the Mrs. Butt tonight, now!
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2 0 ReplyNot sure the intent of the first sentence The last portion I think is sarcasm? Mainly ragging on Christian Americans “thoughts and prayers approach” to gun violence by children teens young adults regular adults…
Hey wait a minute, I smell pattern…
NEXT TIME ON: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE!
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