Colbert's Final 10 Months Gonna Make Trump's Swollen Cankles Holler, We Reckon

Perhaps it is just a coincidence that Paramount chief Shari Redstone is desperate for Trump’s administration to allow her conglomerate to merge with a company called Skydance, which is controlled by another of his ass-eating sycophants. Perhaps it is just a coincidence that Skydance’s chief met with Brendan Carr, the little MAGA bitchwho runs Trump’s FCC, just before the firing. 

Perhaps it is just a coincidence that Stephen Colbert had referred to the little peener payoff in the “60 Minutes” lawsuit as “A BIG FAT BRIBE” just days before. 

Perhaps we are just living in a land of coincidences!