You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.
You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.


American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandrasekhar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.
161 0 ReplyYou can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this
202 0 ReplyThey've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.
35 0 ReplyAs an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.
48 0 ReplyYou’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.
57 0 ReplyMr bean, is that you?
35 0 ReplyI really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.
44 0 ReplyThere's a million things Americans can't comprehend. Not licking billionaire's boots, for one
4 0 ReplyOnly 74 hours?
36 0 ReplyAmerican here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.
30 0 Replydo germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?
20 0 ReplyYou can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.
21 0 ReplyHow to correct (or exacerbate) uneven tire wear:
24 0 ReplyLaughs in Australian
10 0 ReplyIn Taiwan, we do roundabouts all wrong. We add traffic lights in the middle of them.
3 0 Reply2,219km is only 1,378mi… that’s about the distance from the southern tip of California to the top of Washington State. Not even the width of the US.
22 0 ReplyUh, you know we have roundabouts in the US too, right?
13 0 ReplyAmerica's been adopting roundabouts in the last decade.
12 0 ReplySchaut mal, Kinder, Big Ben
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If you overshoot your destination, do you have to drive another 74 hours to get back to it?
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If you turn around (going against the circle), does it go up in time?
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Why did it stop at 74? Why not infinity or 99? I can plot 79 hours from Key West Florida to Anchorage Alaska
What a neat bug.
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Don't even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.
10 0 ReplyHoly shit, they took the same route as my last bike tour!
12 0 ReplyHey look kids! It's Big Ben!
9 0 ReplyCan easily do this around the Arc of Triumph
7 0 ReplyThe Longest Roundabout by Germany
9 0 ReplyWhen you can't decide between Hertha Sponer and Marie Curie
6 0 ReplyThe wheel and circular geometry are relatively new Inventions.
6 0 Replyare we talking about feet hours or meter hours?
3 0 Reply74 hours without the stops!
5 0 ReplyGerman who lives in USA, they have them here too. Sometimes more. The town I live in has 3 in succession
4 0 ReplyYou can drive from gibraltar to Edinburgh and still be in UK
4 0 ReplyAt exactly the 4,434th minute the universe will fold and all time and space shall collapse.
4 0 ReplyYou guys are gonna love canberra
3 0 ReplyBe careful spending that much time there or maybe wear protection, I've heard that route is still a bit radioactive
3 0 ReplyAmerican here, kills me every time it’s not that difficult!
1 0 ReplyWe have one of these in rural middle of bum fucked and nowhere America.
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