Every time i read such article there is strongly present unspoken "...instead of working his ass for his boss"
I spend 90 minutes online before I even get out of the bed.
Ninety minutes a day online doing what?
Goose starts chasing you
ONLINE DOING WHAT, MOTHERF*****
these kind of stories feel like they're labeling things in a pejorative light to manufacture peer pressure so that people will think it's bad; like "quiet quitting"
It’s from ClickHole, which is a site The Onion started parodying viral content sites like BuzzFeed or Bored Panda. It was sold to Cards Against Humanity in 2020.
90 minutes? Madman. I couldn't possibly be online so little time a day...
I assumed this might have been a late 90s article about the "dangers" of internet addiction.
It was from fucking 2015. I really really hope it was satire.
oh man, in 98 it was nothing to spend 5 hours a day online.
Keep in mind that 35% of that was connecting and reconnecting.
Getting that download to 95% and a phone call coming in...
Yeah, its a Clickhole article
Every time i read such article there is strongly present unspoken "...instead of working his ass for his boss"