I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.
I believed you for a split second until the second half.
That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.
Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?
I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.
No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.
I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.
I believed you for a split second until the second half.
That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.
Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?
I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.
No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.