2w ago

I meant to do that

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There are so many "lane ninjas" sabotaging traffic flow that I don't think you even register.
I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.
I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking "way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me."
Cars need an "I'm sorry" emote somehow.
- I've been wanting to make a hotspot connected LED matrix in my back window that I can send messages to from my phone for ages now. Imagine Google Assistant integration so I could just say like "hey google, apologize to the car behind me" lol.
  
  I have CarPlay. It just keeps telling the car behind me that “I found this on the web”.
  
  "hey Google, show a message on my back window saying 'Sorry I didn't know this lane was a merge lane and went around you like a jackass, I swear I didn't know!! I'm actually a nice person'"
  
  Just get a “how’s my driving? Call xxx-xxx-xxxx” bumper sticker with a Google Voice number on it.
- get out and do fortnite dances
  an apology twerk is also appreciated
  
  Flosses in disgrace
- You do the thank you wave! 👋 I always wiggle my fingers to sort of make it clear I'm waving instead of throwing my hands up in frustration.
accelerator to the floor
TRAFIK
"I go fast :)"
"o noes I dont. exit in 1 mile"
"I go slow :)"

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