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I don't know if you're flirting with me or telling me to shut up
I could possibly be mentally flirting. I don’t think it’s a crime yet. So, I’’’’m gonna say to ya’ll. *Do attempt this move while one is still free to express and exercise it. But getting back to your initial question. Quite possibly maybe or perhaps not at all. I don’t honestly know yet.
I'm either too high or not high enough for this. Just tell me what position to get in and let's get this over with. Lights off but socks stay on.
You just made me spit seltzer water everywhere. I’m high enough to think that your last comment is the funniest dang ol’ thing I read today. I’m still giggling and the seltzer just uninvitedly toolk the ⬆️ elevator. Thanks🙌 Now I don’t need to do sit ups tomorrow. Idk U but U’r a funny £#%¥!✌️G’night!
I have an urge to throw a towel at you and tell you to clean yourself up while I put my pants back on. Thanks for the ego boost and I hope you get some help with your drinking problem. I left the $60 on your nightstand, goodnight.
Thank you. I’m only feeling slightly less than I was 2 weeks ago. Calling it a win tonight. Was no sweat off my upper butt. I’m giving the 60 bucks to the local food bank. Conversely, Ima take waaaaay more than that during the times when the goods are getting doled out. It’s kinda like being and unlikely hero. Low hanging fruit I know. But I’m g’on grab it. B/c I’m tall & those short fucks are just up the creek now.
All this talk about upper butt, grabbing low hanging fruit, short fucks, and local food banks has me ready for round 2. Out of completely unrelated curiosity, how tall are we talking?
So uh the thing that measures that got broken by some dumb hippies trying to concoct some original ideas. I know it just happens every so often. Try’n to warsh the self righteousness stench is a chore in itself. But hey, whatcha g’on do? Give the kiddos a pathway & next thing they think they invented it.
You have a way with words. As in a way to put letters together in a seemingly correct fashion but trying to process the meaning is like trying to shove a vinyl record into a usb port. I like you
That USB shoving Vinyl is on the docket for our golf game. It has nothing to do with our golf round nor does our golf game have the slightest to do with this project. Will update w/ photos. If I don’t remember to take pics, I will faithfully, to the best of my knowledge, re create said pictures. Please be aware this may be a poor imitation of a hare brained subversive tech stunt. It would be annoying AF (but that’s the funny part). Hours & hours of shoving vinyl in to cassettes & CD players. Some really F’d up ADMSR 🤣
Likewise Mio Amico!
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Just trying to get the fuck outta my own way. Gotta just mention I’m 6’4 & I was heading out of SeaTac airport on Valentines Day earlier this year & my wife was checking a bag & everywhere I stood, people would just begin lining up behind me. At first I thought it was funny but then after a bit, I began to think to myself, this is becoming absurd. After that bs, I went outside & probably inhaled a vape pen in one draw. The rest of the day was ez pee zee. My hostility level reached subzero levels. It’s was a W for my wife b/c she had to fly with me.