Trump Taps Hooters-Obsessed MAGA Diehard to Be an Ambassador

Y'all. Never heard of this guy before now. Read through all those screenshots from merc and the quotes from the article, and... this guy is most definitely performing for us. And I mean all of us, captivating the callously cultish right and aggravating reasonable lefties alike. Impressive!

There really is a nuance to his apparent lack of any self-awareness that simply cannot be dismissed. To ride such a fine line, to rustle the jimmies of so many, and then manage to be tapped for such a position, one with such exquisitely mediocre amounts of power...

It's not the onion. Dude is the onion.

Hopefully the onion to my guacamole.

I, for one, would love to see a taco replaced with a tomahawk any Tuesday. Any Tuesday now...

Pro Tip: anyone who feels the need to tell you that he's an alpha male, is not an alpha male. -- Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

2 for 20 is BETA!

Nick Adams' social media is so absurd that many have speculated he's a performance artist. The president thinks he should be a diplomat

"my ex wife was tarded, but now she's a pilot!" (we are living inside Idiocracy for real now)
- Except President Camacho was smarter than Trump.
Oh my fucking God, it's that fucker.

Wait I thought that was a satire account

This is how an alpha male sits on a Harley.

This is my favorite. I ride motorcycles and as a whole the people I've met who ride are pretty accepting except for a couple of very old or very young dickheads. But trying to ride that fucker side saddle would get you laughed at by even the most accepting riders.
- He didn't say he "rides" the motorcycle, that's just how he sits on a Harley. He sits on it as if someone else owns it and he asked if he could have his picture taken with it.

I am Alpha Male, hear me roar.

Wait a moment. I always assumed that those were ironic xeets. It's not a satire account????????
- My best guess is that he's actually a hardcore MAGA grifter, but part of that is being an attention whore, so he's happy to put out tweets where people dunk on him as long as it results in more attention.

Fucking embarrassing.

Hooters stayed bussin' through the Iraq war and Barack Hussein Obama's recession. If 9/11 couldn't bring Hooters down, there's not a chance in hell Joe Biden can, no cap. Alpha males stan Hooters.

Restaurant chain Hooters goes bust and files for bankruptcy protection

Being a straight white alpha male is the toughest job in America.

Possible upside, he might fly on a Boeing to his new post.

Coming soon to Malaysia, hooters.

if that is his picture in the article, he looks more like hes in his 50s.