No. He didn't steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!
98 0 ReplyThat's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one
32 0 ReplyAll cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D
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Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I'd give them a present lol probably one I'd let cool for some time too, so it's not too hot for them.
I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn't put it past them to snag it haha. My mom's cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol
Edit: "if" not "of"
13 0 ReplyI’d probably cut it in half or something. That’s one bigass meal.
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For some reason, I'm reading this in John Oliver's voice.
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"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."
43 0 Reply"Quick, let me in, they're right on my tail!"
31 0 ReplyYou almost had me believing this unti I remembered he had a sausage in his mouth, so how could he talk :o/
15 0 ReplyThe Garfield way, of course.
9 0 Replyi'm very confused what the slash under the emote means, is it dabbing?
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Good cat
24 0 ReplyHmm, not a single “no outdoor cats” comment in this whole thread (yet.)
13 0 ReplyNextDoor doesn't know how to log on... yet.
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Greatest day of his life. He will remember this forever.
15 0 ReplyThe furry little god pulled a Ferris Bueller and got away with it.
Legend.
11 0 ReplyFurris Mueller?
8 0 ReplyFerris Mewler
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Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?
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A neighbors cat once yoinked a hole steak from the table with it's paw xD
15 0 Reply"a hole steak"
D:
17 0 ReplyYeah, no need to censor the word "asshole".
11 0 ReplyA small cross section of a tube steak, obviously
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Could've been a gift
9 0 ReplyThere's no collar on the cat, that's very likely.
In other word oop have good neighbour.
5 0 ReplyBarter.
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peak cat. Mine brings yukky mangled mice and birds.
8 0 ReplyWell if you would just demonstrate that you know how to catch and kill your own, she could relax about trying to teach you.
9 0 ReplyYou should send them to school with the orcas.
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Then there's me like: Oh a cat. Here Kitty Kitty. You want a sausage? And there he goes. He's probably afraid of humans.
7 0 ReplyNow you just gotta teach him/her to team up with the local corvids. 🤌🏼
5 0 ReplyHow was it?
7 0 ReplyGood kitty!
4 0 Replyit's polite to bring something to a potluck
5 0 ReplySo? How was it?
5 0 ReplyGood kitty!
5 0 ReplyThey also bring the carbon and salt(?)!
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