Which one are you?

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The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren

handheld red shopping basket, 20L capacity

ive seen one's that add a cart on that, you add the basket in the frame, boom smol cart.

I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.

Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.

Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.

I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

I’m 40.

Golden corral

Im a "brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout" :3

Where I live, I scan the items with my phone and put them straight into my own bag, then at the self-checkout I just scan the QR and pay through the app.
- That's ingenious.
Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
Don't have to carry the bag around if you use the cart. Less effort
- As far as I know none of the stores in my town even have shopping carts tbf. I'd have to go shop in the city if I wanted to use one hah

Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers

What's wrong with true neutral?
- The societal acquiescence of the existence of poverty.
Chaotic good is fine if you don't launch it too hard. It's enjoyable to put barely enough force in so that it just slides into the cart in front of it.

It's like bowling.

Just don't launch it from far away, otherwise it could veer into someone's car. Which would be caught on camera, incidentally.
- …or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
  
  In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
- But you’d still have to go up to the trolley to get your pound back.

Chaotic Good. Though more often I'm a "ride-it-into-the-corral" guy.

I'm "got the coin back that I put in the cart when I got it".

Yeah, this is a rather US-specific meme...
- In the US. I know exactly one store with the coin system. I love Aldi.
- Spent the past couple weeks in France visiting my wife’s family, and was surprised that most of the stores had the coin locks but were not using them, as in they had all been disconnected so you didn’t need to use a coin to release them. I think the only store we needed coins at was E.Leclerc.

True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.

The true neutral taketh, and giveth back

Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?

Chaotic Cool 😎

So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?

What's zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?

Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.
I don't see what you're talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV
- OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it's in any of the images; and they're asking what alignment that would fall under.

I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like "good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart"

Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??

This is one template I'm down to bring back

Where does "slammed into someone's car" fall?

Wherw would "Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole." Sit?

I'm on the good row, depending on the store and distance back. I have on one occasion delivered a cart back to the store via my car (a good mile or so away) - it was left in our neighborhood, I was doing it for myself and neighbors, not the store, so I don't know where that puts me. It's the opposite of true neutral, since presumably someone poor had used it and discarded it.

I’d be more inclined to think teenagers took it for hijinks, but I’m not familiar with the neighborhood where you found it, of course

Chaotic evil is resting the cart on a very slight incline that will cause it to careen into someone a few seconds after it is unattended.

I'm solidly neutral good, but have occasional deviations into lawful good and chaotic good territory.

Yes, normally Neutral Good but will go Chaotic Good if the corral is empty or pretty much empty. I’m lawful good if I only have a free things or there is no corral, but in those cases I try to avoid bringing the cart back to the car.

What about "didn't use a cart in the first place", or "brought own cart"?

I zip tie them to people's door handles when they park like assholes.

What would "return to corral and flip it over" fall under?

Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?

Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature