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Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.
my gram had a crosssstitch that said "if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie"
Right next to the crockpot.
This is even better.
My thrift store trips just became so much more fun.
I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.
This is evil and yet I can not censor it.
Do it. Have some fun. Tease Darwin.
Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.
This one hangs in my bathroom:
Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.
LMAO
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