So with the average step length being around 0.72 m, this would mean you covered β386,000 km.
To do this in one day, you would have to have been going around 16,000 km/h which is around Mach 13.
He's got the need for speed
Born just a little too slow.
I always knew I was good at something!
You could cross the Atlantic in 18 minutes! You're pretty fast bud!
So, you're saying it's possible?
Oh, you went to IKEA today?
That's nothing. Back in the days we used to walk that every day. Twice. Barefoot through the lies. And we were thankful for it.
Donβt forget uphill both ways!
Uphill both ways? Roads were so tight we had to walk sideways.
This is why you always masterbate with the hand your watch isn't on.
Bro be gooning with "the stranger"
Been jorkin the peanits huh?
when you're so lazy you walk negative steps
You're not supposed to catch Missing No.
I had the same issue on my pine time, and the step counter no longer works now. Did yours stop working properly too?
Yes it did stop, but my fault, I may have thrown it far away and I though the grass would ease its fall, well it did, except for the accellerometer ahah
Der softwarefehler ist schon irgendwie pinelich. /s
Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might've accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.
