A pig with powdered sugar on his nose booped the ground
"Look! New white shoes!"
You jest, but this was s.o.p. for the poor kids in marching band or cheerleading groups where white shoes were the uniform. (I have definitely had to do this in a pinch)
Try not to sneeze when you do cocaine. Damn waste.
Seems like they got high anyway
After huffing the paint, they discovered flight
Bro chewed 5 gum
“Haha, I swiped the new iPhone from that old guy’s por-“
A pig with powdered sugar on his nose booped the ground