[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this
[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509
An official US Government account posted this
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida
I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator
80 0 ReplyWhat? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???
POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!
26 0 ReplyThey did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".
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Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.
4 0 ReplyStill. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.
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If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.
31 0 ReplyPooing?
9 0 ReplyHolly shit. Cheers.
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So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth. Seems oddly self aware...
14 0 ReplyAlligator Auschwitz
33 0 ReplyWouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.
31 0 ReplyThey also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.
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well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis
23 0 ReplySo the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their 'human' skin and reveal themselves?
26 0 ReplyThis is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.
6 0 ReplyNow what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?
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