From henceforth "trees" shall now be called "tall wavy bois" and "flowers" shall be known as "colorful stemmy bennies."
I will not be taking questions.
But what will the tree community be about then?
Weed. Like it’s always been.
NPC wojak: "I love science."
"Science says sex and gender are two different things."
NPC wojak gets angry: "Science was corrupted by the Jewish cabal! See: John Money*!"
* John Money is not Jewish, but is pushed by transphobes with the hope you'll accuse him being one.
meanwhile,
we still refuse to call Sonic th hedgehog protein anything else.
I mean, I'm ngl sometimes I do feel like I gotta go fast.
Sometimes I also want to curl up into a ball, too.
So no one can see me because I'm so small
what are the changes and why?
can't post this and expect us to carry on
This sort of thing happens all the time, and it's usually subject to some level of debate. Just look at the ponderosa pine (pinus ponderosa. Some say there is one species with multiple subspecies, some say they are just different varieties, some say that they are different species, or some are and some arent, etc.
Yeah! I'm barely able to get mad about this with no information!
Pluto is a planet!
The most performative "hurr durr science" bullshit ever. Who fucking cares if Pluto was considered a planet when you were a kid?
Not you specifically. There are people who really seem to care about this shit.
The only reason Pluto is no longer a planet is because we discovered there were loads more planets and couldn't be bothered to acknowledge their existence!
It's been like that for decades to be honest. Ceres used to be called a planet, but you don't see anyone complaining about it's demotion
i've spent 25 years on this blue marble fascinated by space, and only recently discovered there multiple long orbit dwarf planets going around the sun??? that is so cool why is this not widely known!
Unpopular opinion: dwarf planets are cool.
Pluto is a
planetplant!Pluto's not a planet, but he doesn't care because he knows he's hot shit.
Coleus amboinicus -> Plectranthus amboinicus and I'm back to having no coleus, I'll never forgive
Potatoes are now called potatoes
Cue in the guys about to get hanged meme. Paleontologist asking the Botanist, "First time?"
I'll be damned if you expect me to start calling it a Brazil nut
Brazil Deez nutz
